Topical Chat, March 29, 2006

The month of March is almost over ... wasn’t it just Christmas?

1. On a cat in Fairfield, Connecticut, with six toes that is said to be terrorizing the neighborhood:
“Ya gotta watch out for those 6-toed cats – they’ll wreak havoc on entire neighborhoods.”

2. On a college student who tried to spend his entire spring break in a Wal Mart in Des Moines, Iowa (he lasted 41 hours):
“I guess the kid figured since he was in Iowa, how much worse could life be?”

3. On a University of Memphis law professor banning laptops in her class:
“She did, however allow students to write with quills.”

4. On a Kindergarten student in the state of Washington, who was suspended 10 days for bringing a gun to school:
“Ya betta give me your bounty of fruit rollups, or I’ll cap ya!”

5. On a man who was charged $4,300 for four burgers at a Burger King in Palmdale, California:
“How do you think he became a burger king?”

6. On the maker of Alka-Seltzer celebrating the product’s 75th anniversary with the world's largest buffet:
“However, nobody could eat on account of the proportionately sized silverware being too heavy.”

7. On a Muslim man who accidentally divorced his wife in his sleep:
“Many married men are interested in uncovering his secrets.”

8. On a married man suing e-harmony.com (online dating service), because the company refused to help him get a date:“The guy is thinking about starting his own online dating service for married men called e-disharmony.com.”