Topical Chat, March 8, 2006
I hope the owners in the NFL aren’t dumb enough to let the deadline pass for a new CBA (of course, I’m not confident).
1. On the new book that is coming out with new information on Barry Bonds’ alleged steroid use:
“I can’t wait for the new book that suggests O.J. may have murdered his wife.”
2. On the AMA survey that suggests that women drink more and have sex more during Spring Break:
“This may be more ground-breaking than the book on Bonds’ steroid use.”
3. On a 75-year-old woman who was accused of robbing a bank being arrested after a tow truck driver blocked her in after a short chase:
“Give me all your money – I just had some prunes, and I didn’t wear my diaper!”
4. On bars and nightclubs in London and other British cities beginning to use vending machines that sell sex toys such as mini vibrators:
“Because obviously, the machines that sold oral hygiene products just weren’t working out.”
5. On Standards Australia, a nongovernment group that establishes safety and design standards, considering recommending strengthening toilets because of the increasing weight of the Australian population:
“And I always thought that kangaroo meat was healthy.”
6. On Georgia Hockey Fans quickly scooping up the promotional 'Runaway Bride' bobblehead dolls that were given out at the Gwinnett Gladiators ice hockey game this weekend:
“Much like the original runaway bride, these promotional items were gone rather quickly.”
7. On Hood College reviewing its homecoming rules after a lesbian was crowned homecoming king:
“New amendment – Homecoming King must have a penis.”
8. On a woman suing a Sarasota, Florida restaurant after she fell while dancing atop a lounge piano:
“She is also contemplating suing the restaurant for ‘making’ her get drunk.”
posted by Los @ 9:22 AM
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2 Comments:
Sports businesspeople can do dumb things, so if the deadline passes, it won't be a surprise to me.
1. I'm waiting on Mike Schmidt's book next week which doesn't really say much controversial stuff, but I'm betting I'll enjoy reading it.
2. Next up... the book that says men really enjoy strip clubs.
3. Social Security is a real bitch to have. It just doesn't give you enough money. so for her, it was either bank robbery or hooking. I'm glad she chose bank robbery.
4. This is another reason I love Europe.
5. I'm all for strong toilets. I've broken a couple of seats in my heaviest days, and that sucks. Make them all out of steel. Cold hard steel! That will wake your ass up in the morning.
6. There are actually Georgia hockey fans????
7. Does that mean the homecoming queen has to have a vagina too? Because I think it would be funny if they elected a lesbian as homecoming king, and a drag queen as homecoming king. I want to see that parade.
8. Probably because they didn't have a long pole like she's usually used to dancing around.
CBA??
1. Or what about the new book that tells us who killed JFK?
2. Well, duh, of course partiers are going to drink and 'bump uglies' more than non-partiers.
3. Give me all your money! I need it for my denture and prescription drug pill payments!
4. That's just odd.
5. Ah yes, Australia, the "Flabby Land Down Under"
6. Why would anyone want a Runaway Bride Bobblehead??? I just don't get it.
7. Amendment to Karl's Amendment - "Asnd said penis, must be real... not plastic."
8. Can the restraunt sue her back for being stupid?
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