Topical Chat, November 9, 2005
Not that it is a momentous occasion in world history, but yesterday was my two-year wedding anniversary (for all of the ladies that read my blog, sorry about that).
1. On T.O. being suspended by the Eagles:
“Funny, how he made a ‘sympathetic’ apology after he realized all of the money he was going to lose.”
2. On Thailand's only pandas being officially 'married:’
“So now the male bear can have a tattoo put on him that says ‘Made in Thailand.’”
3. On Singapore deploying chicken guards at bird park to detect diseases:
My question is, what kind of training does one need to become a chicken guard.”
4. On a Pennsylvania mayor says he'll resign immediately if re-elected:
“This is a platform that most politicians should run on.”
5. On two drunken moose wander into a home for the elderly in Sweden:
“I could see the moose busting in to this home and saying, ‘Allright, who wants to give us some ‘Moose-head.’”
6. On two NFL cheerleaders facing charges after witnesses said they had sex in bar bathroom:
“See, these kinds of stories make me respect these cheerleaders more … I mean, before, I thought they were just teases … but now!!!!”
7. On a NYC judge ordering a dating service to refund membership fees to two women after they strike out:
“Women that can’t get it? Are they looking hard enough? If I were them, I would start at a college fraternity – everyone knows that they have ‘hoggin’ contests, and when they are drunk, they’ll screw anything.”
8. On a housing official finding urine from 35 cats, not a meth lab, that caused foul odor in Pa. House:
“Did they ‘test’ the urine to make sure that it wasn’t crystal meth? Does meth smell like cat urine? Does cat urine give the same effects as crystal meth? I want answers, dammit!!!”
posted by Los @ 9:08 AM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. Couldn't care less.
2. Why do they need to marry pandas? Do they thnik pandas care about human ceremony?
3. Heh, I get an image in my head of a chicken in a blue jacket and badge, holding a nightstick.
4. ??? Are trying to force him to be Mayor?
5. Ah, drunk moose.
http://www.hench.net/images/MooseDrunk.gif
6. Did they have sex with each other??? rowr.
7. Bet their standards were too high.
8. That's alot of stinky pussies.
1. On T.O. being suspended by the Eagles:
I will leave my only comments on this situation on my blog. I'm tired of talking about him.
2. On Thailand's only pandas being officially 'married:’
And two male pandas can only be married in Massachusetts.
3. On Singapore deploying chicken guards at bird park to detect diseases:
It's like the little bird in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons... "I'm a chicken hawk!"
4. On a Pennsylvania mayor says he'll resign immediately if re-elected:
Howard Stern ran on that platform for governor of New York.
5. On two drunken moose wander into a home for the elderly in Sweden:
How did they become drunken moose? Who gave a moose a beer? And how many beers would it take to get a moose drunk?
6. On two NFL cheerleaders facing charges after witnesses said they had sex in bar bathroom:
I smell pornography in their future.
7. On a NYC judge ordering a dating service to refund membership fees to two women after they strike out:
But I bet they wouldn't refund the money to men.
8. On a housing official finding urine from 35 cats, not a meth lab, that caused foul odor in Pa. House:
34 cats wasn't enough for the owner of the house, eh?
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