Topical Chat, October 31, 2005
Happy Halloween ... I hope nobody's cars or homes were "compromised" on Mischief Night.
1. On a Dutch court reaffirming witches' rights to receive tax break for schooling costs:
“Apparently the spell worked …”
2. On a 1975 Ford Escort, which was once owned by Pope John Paul II, that sold for $690,000, and was bought by Houston millionaire:”
“Here’s the irony – a man that was in such a high-ranking position as the pope could be so thrifty …. Yet someone can take advantage of his thriftiness and sell and buy his car for nearly ¾ of a million dollars. My guess is his house will be destroyed by a ‘tragic’ sink-hole.”
3. On Connecticut wanting to ban beer import because elf label might attract children:
“Sounds like the art of proper parenting is a lost are in Connecticut.”
4. On a 'naked photographer' pleading guilty to 53 misdemeanor counts of public indecency, and trespassing:
“Gives a whole new meaning to ‘look at the birdie.’”
5. On a woman in Oregon using a stolen credit card to buy a lottery ticket that won $1 million:
“More ironies. I’m guessing this lady really didn’t think things through when she purchased the ticket ‘in the unlikely event that she might win.’”
6. On the city council in North Dakota canceling a male dance show, prompting cries of censorship:
“This is what happens when extreme segments of political parties get a little too much power.”
7. On PA Gas Company callers getting message directing them to a sex-talk line:
“Of course, the callers expected this, because they were used to getting screwed by the gas company ….. Hey-yo!”
8. On a recent poll that more Brits believe in ghosts than in God:
“That’s nothing. There is a more disturbing poll that was just released that shows that more French people believe in oral hygiene than in God.
posted by Los @ 9:14 AM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
I smelled rotten eggs last night. Luckily, my car was untouched.
1. Hooray for witches! They should get the incentives that every other religion gets.
2. Sorry guys, it's not going to be a "holy" Escort. It's not a piece of the cross. It's not the spear that pierced Jesus's side. Nor the nails of the cross. It's not a freaking holy relic, it's just a damn car!
3. Sounds like the art of grammer is lost on you, Karl. What the hell is: "art of proper parenting is a lost are in Connecticut."
4. Hahahahahhahahaaaaa.. That was actually a good jibe for once!
5. Wow, sucks to be her! So does the original owner of the card get the 1 Million??
6. Wretched extremists - stop telling other people how to live and worry about your own damn selves.
7. Haahahahhaaaa... holy shit! Another good one! Karl is actually on a roll! (or a bagel, if you will)
8. I'm not a Brit and I believe more in ghosts than god. Does that make me bad????
Do I care?
No.
Argh. And the art of spelling is lost on me.... it's GRAMMAR.
1. On a Dutch court reaffirming witches' rights to receive tax break for schooling costs:
This just goes to show that the Dutch are a bunch of crazy sumbitches. I love them!
2. On a 1975 Ford Escort, which was once owned by Pope John Paul II, that sold for $690,000, and was bought by Houston millionaire:
I owned a Ford Taurus once. It sucked!
3. On Connecticut wanting to ban beer import because elf label might attract children:
Connecticut is a backwards state if there ever was one. I've been there too many times. They are just screwed up.
4. On a 'naked photographer' pleading guilty to 53 misdemeanor counts of public indecency, and trespassing:
Did he at least take a picture of "the captain" if you know what I mean?
5. On a woman in Oregon using a stolen credit card to buy a lottery ticket that won $1 million:
Who the hell buys lottery tickets with credit cards?
6. On the city council in North Dakota canceling a male dance show, prompting cries of censorship:
North Dakota... another backwards state.
7. On PA Gas Company callers getting message directing them to a sex-talk line:
Having gas during sex is bad enough.
8. On a recent poll that more Brits believe in ghosts than in God:
Of course they do... all of their rock and roll stars are older than dirt now. They're practiacally ghosts already.
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