Topical Chat, October 14, 2005
Joe-Pa, get these boys past Michigan, and there is no telling how high we’ll rise!
On a lady in Arkansas who just had her 16th baby, and is looking to have more.
“I’m guessing she might be Catholic?”
On FOX canceling “The Simple Life:”
“Oh man, another quality show gone by the wayside.”
On a guy “writing” a marriage proposal in a soybean field, but spelling marry wrong:
“I’m not sure which part is dumber?”
On a British guy who told his wife he wanted a divorce by publicizing it on a billboard:
“I’m guessing the wife probably didn’t get mixed signals on this one. I’m wondering if the guy did this to reduce his net worth, so that the wife would get less in the divorce settlement.”
On a 4,000 year old bowl of noodles discovered by archeologists in China:
“Yes, and it looked eerily similar to Cup of Noodles.”
On a study that found that people increasingly are buying more boxed wine:
“That’s because the box doesn’t shatter when drunk people knock it over.”
On the Minnesota Vikings sex boat that was financed by Fred Smoot:
“Two things. First, where is my invitation? Second, is this more important than the fact that the Vikings stink this year?”
On an event called the “Underpants Run” that is held in Hawaii every year:
“I have this same event when I get back from Taco Bell …. Hey-Yo!”
posted by Los @ 10:32 AM
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2 Comments:
Karl! NO ONE CARES!
16th baby? That's crazy. The world has enough people as is.
Buh-Bye, Simple Life. Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.... skanks.
Kind of a nice thing to do. But the guy might want to spell check his message before writing it out in Soy.
I wonder if any Divorce Lawyers saw this sign and called the guy to see if he needs representation?
The ancient town that the ancient noodles were found in is called Ramen.
That's so square.
Sex boat? Well, at least they got the whole Vikings love boats thing going.
Lol. I snickered. Underpants!
On a lady in Arkansas who just had her 16th baby, and is looking to have more.
She must be really bored.
On FOX canceling “The Simple Life:”
All because Paris can't get along with Nicole... boo freakin' whoo!
On a guy “writing” a marriage proposal in a soybean field, but spelling marry wrong:
WEEL YOO MARREE MEE???
On a British guy who told his wife he wanted a divorce by publicizing it on a billboard:
That's silly. He should have done it the right way. Have it pop up on a sporting event's scoreboard.
On a 4,000 year old bowl of noodles discovered by archeologists in China:
Was it promptly served in the Interboro High School cafeteria?
On a study that found that people increasingly are buying more boxed wine:
And more people are inviting friends over for dinner and serving KFC instead of a home cooked meal.
On the Minnesota Vikings sex boat that was financed by Fred Smoot:
Two things from me...
1. How did Fred Smoot make enough money to finance a sex party? I didn't think he was that good.
2. Why didn't anyone call me to DJ the party? I need to DJ more parties on boats.
On an event called the “Underpants Run” that is held in Hawaii every year:
Taco Bell... good one Karl. HOO-RAH!
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