Topical Chat, September 28, 2005
Looks like the Phils are doing their swan song ... I must say that I'm impressed with their season, however. Lots of rookies and young guys giving fans hope for a bright future ... however, I'm sure Ed Wade will find a way to squash those hopes:
1. On the Mayor of Forest Hills (in Western PA) being arrested at a Steelers game for public drunkenness:
"I thought that was actually one of the requirements to get you into a Steelers game."
2. On the death of the guy who played Butch of the Little Rascals:
"We almost had the Baretta guy who was a Little Rascal, too ... dang!"
3. On the death of "Get Smart's" Don Adams:
"Would you believe not breathing?"
4. On Bush urging U.S. people to start conserving fuel:
"Not to criticize the President, but this is finally being said during his 5th year?"
5. On penguins choosing to mate in minefields on the Faulkland Islands:
"Sounds like this idea could bomb ... get it?"
6. On a name change of a strip club in L.A. from "Live Nude Nude Nudes" to "Vaginas 'R Us:"
"I'm not saying that I dislike the name 'Vaginas 'R Us,' but I think that people already got the idea with the previous name."
7. On the Japanese photographing a live giant squid for the first time:
"I hear Scotland is actively trying to bring this team out to Loch Ness."
8. On China looking to use GPS to peep on Pandas having sex:
"Perverts."
posted by Los @ 8:59 AM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. See? The game is not good enough to stand on it's own two feet.... you need to be drunk to enjoy it. (and even that doesn't work for me)
2. Buh-bye!
3. Looks like 86 got 86'd.
4. Criticize! Criticize all you want!
5. You make my head hurt, Karl, especially with your lame-o puns.
6. I like 'vaginas R us' better. More descriptive. After all, if I'm going to see 'live nude nude nudes' then I want to know it's 'live nude nude nudes' with vaginas!
7. All the blue crabs I could catch with that sucker..... Mmmmmm crabs.
8. Agreed, Chinese perverts.
1. On the Mayor of Forest Hills (in Western PA) being arrested at a Steelers game for public drunkenness:
And people thought it was lewd when Ed Rendell challenged some guy to throw a snowball on the field at the Vet.
2. On the death of the guy who played Butch of the Little Rascals:
The Baretta guy would be Robert Blake for the record.
3. On the death of "Get Smart's" Don Adams:
Hey... let's all pay homage to the man today by talking into our shoes.
4. On Bush urging U.S. people to start conserving fuel:
"Not to criticize the President, but this is finally being said during his 5th year?"
Karl... don't be a wimp. Criticize the president all you want. It's fun.
5. On penguins choosing to mate in minefields on the Faulkland Islands:
"Sounds like this idea could bomb ... get it?"
Actually, I do get it I am ashamed to admit.
6. On a name change of a strip club in L.A. from "Live Nude Nude Nudes" to "Vaginas 'R Us:"
There is nothing sexy about the word vagina. Call it Titties R Us.
7. On the Japanese photographing a live giant squid for the first time:
And then, they ate it.
8. On China looking to use GPS to peep on Pandas having sex:
I feel a chant coming on...
PANDA PORN!
PANDA PORN!
PANDA PORN!
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