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I hope that everybody enjoyed the first full weekend of NFL football (and excellent college games, as well). Finally, we'll have something to fall back on, in case the Phils blow it.
1. On a Scottish Team winning an Elephant Polo match in Thailand for the second straight year.
"those must be awfully big polo sticks in order to hit elephants with."
2. On a sinkhole that caused 25 customers, staff to evacuate from a Florida restaurant during 'Happy Hour.'
"After reading this story, these 25 customers must've been hard-core drinkers, to be pissed off at a sinkhole for 'ruining' their happy hour."
3. On a prostitute who got 30 years for burning a house.
"This must've been some woman."
4. On a woman who was charged $1,133 to have a toenail clipped in the hospital.
"And to think that I was upset that I was charged $300 for monthly toenail fungus medicine a few years ago."
5. On two FBI agents on their lunch break who captured a man alleged to be the "Fanny Pack Bandit," a bank robber who carried out a nine-month crime spree.
"I'm guessing this guy can't be happy with that kind of a nickname."
6. On a restaurant owner who sued his landlord over ghosts.
"These are not the 'spirits' the owner was trying to sell."
7. On a 93-year-old who is attending college at Humboldt State University.
"He'll probably ace 20th century history class, because he lived through practically all of it."
On triplets that run a barbershop in Albuquerque, NM.
"Unfortunatley, they are guys."
posted by Los @ 9:05 AM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
You're very brave to admit this Karl...
"And to think that I was upset that I was charged $300 for monthly toenail fungus medicine a few years ago."
I sure enjoyed the weekend Karl, but it had NOTHING to do with NFL football.
1. Poor Elephants.
2. Hurricanes, sinkholes, what next?
3. Maybe she was a pyrostitute?
4. Ewwwwwwww. Karl. TMI.
5. Fanny Pack Bandit? I'm sure he'll do real well in prison.
6. Yeah, sure, like the landlord put the ghosts there.
7. You're never too old to learn something new!
8. Could they be the Barbershop Trio????
1. On a Scottish Team winning an Elephant Polo match in Thailand for the second straight year.
"those must be awfully big polo sticks in order to hit elephants with."
HEYYY-OHHHHH!!!
2. On a sinkhole that caused 25 customers, staff to evacuate from a Florida restaurant during 'Happy Hour.'
My question is... did they wait until the drink specials were over before they actually left the bar?
3. On a prostitute who got 30 years for burning a house.
WOW... how much does that cost?
4. On a woman who was charged $1,133 to have a toenail clipped in the hospital.
"And to think that I was upset that I was charged $300 for monthly toenail fungus medicine a few years ago."
T-M-I!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. On two FBI agents on their lunch break who captured a man alleged to be the "Fanny Pack Bandit," a bank robber who carried out a nine-month crime spree.
It could be worse... he could be called the Ball Sack Bandit.
6. On a restaurant owner who sued his landlord over ghosts.
Of course he would. Ghosts tend not to tip well.
7. On a 93-year-old who is attending college at Humboldt State University.
I wanna see that guy do a keg stand at a frat party.
On triplets that run a barbershop in Albuquerque, NM.
"Unfortunatley, they are guys."
Would it be better if they were ugly female triplets?
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