Topical Chat, August 29, 2005
Yuck, another Monday .... BUT this weekend is Labor Day weekend, and also the start of College Football (which may be good or bad, depending how Penn State does):
1. On a paralyzed golfer making his second hole in one on a golf course (160 yard-par 3):
"I remember hitting a hole-in-one on a 60-yard pitch-and-putt hole. Of course, I'm not paralyzed, so it didn't make any newspaper headlines."
2. On Hebrew helping a Scrabble player win a championship:
"So, somebody does walk this Earth annually as the Scrabble champion? Does this guy have a championship belt?"
3. On a California couple's house being mistaken for a terror house by Fox News:
"Of course, Fox News would be the ones to "break" a story like this."
4. On Hurricane Karina's potential to cause severe devistation in New Orleans:
"Let's see, a city under sea-level...hmmm, we could have the next Atlantis in no time."
5. On a town being divided on whether or not to bring back a Gorilla mascot:
"That city is just plain bananas (get it?"
6. On the new Human Exhibit at the London Zoo:
"Maybe if the Brits would cage up the French, the rest of the world wouldn't have to ingest as much aspirin as they do now."
7. On USC QB Matt Leinart enrolled in only one class, Ballroom Dancing:
"Did he transfer to Miami?"
8. On a man "test-driving" a $17,000 prosthetic leg, and running off without paying the bill:
"Looks like he has a leg-up on the competition....ugh, it's Monday."
posted by Los @ 9:38 AM
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4 Comments:
1. On a paralyzed golfer making his second hole in one on a golf course (160 yard-par 3):
"I don't think I've ever made a hole-in-one on the putt-putt courses I've played. Good for him!"
2. On Hebrew helping a Scrabble player win a championship:
"Well, DUH. Is anyone actually going to challenge HACHMECHICHDA?"
3. On a California couple's house being mistaken for a terror house by Fox News:
"Here we observe the terrorist's this Saturday afternoon having a terrorist barbecue cooking what looks to be terrorist weiners and terrorist burgers."
4. On Hurricane Karina's potential to cause severe devistation in New Orleans:
"Bay of New Orleans!"
5. On a town being divided on whether or not to bring back a Gorilla mascot:
"Quit monkeying around, Karl!"
6. On the new Human Exhibit at the London Zoo:
"/agreed"
7. On USC QB Matt Leinart enrolled in only one class, Ballroom Dancing:
"Don't you mean San Francisco?"
8. On a man "test-driving" a $17,000 prosthetic leg, and running off without paying the bill:
"I'm thinking of that ZZTop song... 'She's got legs...'"
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1. On a paralyzed golfer making his second hole in one on a golf course (160 yard-par 3):
I've made many holes in one at Putt Putt, for which I get an orange ball to finish the course.
2. On Hebrew helping a Scrabble player win a championship:
"So, somebody does walk this Earth annually as the Scrabble champion? Does this guy have a championship belt?"
If Freddie Mitchell can have a championship belt, then that guy should have one too.
3. On a California couple's house being mistaken for a terror house by Fox News:
Fox News is full of blithering morons, and this proves it!
4. On Hurricane Karina's potential to cause severe devistation in New Orleans:
"Let's see, a city under sea-level...hmmm, we could have the next Atlantis in no time."
I hope not. My cousin lives there.
5. On a town being divided on whether or not to bring back a Gorilla mascot:
"That city is just plain bananas (get it?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
6. On the new Human Exhibit at the London Zoo:
We have human exhibits all the time in America. They're called strip joints!
7. On USC QB Matt Leinart enrolled in only one class, Ballroom Dancing:
I'm with Jeff on this one... brilliant! Hey, he did the real work already, now work on your moves with hot chicks! Like a bottle of Guinness... BRILLIANT!
8. On a man "test-driving" a $17,000 prosthetic leg, and running off without paying the bill:
"Looks like he has a leg-up on the competition....ugh, it's Monday."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nice Haliburton comments. There's one other company in the world that does what they do, Schlumberger. They're French. You wanna give all that money to those worms?
So Fox News made a mistake. It's nothing that Dan Rather hasn't done, right Smokin Steve? Who was the moron in the scenario?
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