Topical Chat, August 9, 2005
Sorry about the lack of a post yesterday....that's right, I went fishing again.
1. On a guy who killed his wife with a clawhammer because she wanted to cuddle after sex:
"Either the sex was really bad, OR Anchorman was playing on HBO."
2. On an Indiana couple wanting to get married in a cemetary:
"Why not....some people compare marriage to death."
3. On a woman's possessions being taken by strangers because of a newspaper reporting the wrong address for an unclaimed property ad:
"You should've seen what happened to this lady when the paper mistakenly printed her phone number for a call girl service."
4. On the NCAA banning the use of Indian mascots at tournaments:
"I wonder what Notre Dame will do when the PC lunatics demand all nationalities be banned from the names of college teams."
5. On the death of Peter Jennings:
"Firstly, I liked Peter Jennings as a news reporter (regardless of his political views). But, ABC needs to actually get creative in hiring a replacement....maybe breaking the gender boundary and hiring a female anchorperson, or more 'cutting edge' by hiring a stand-up comedian or gameshow host...'Now, here's Wink Martendale in Washington.'"
6. On South Carolina Republicans saying that the Democrats owe them beer money:
"I'm wondering who owes who for the weed and hookers?"
7. On CVS getting ready to sell disposable video cameras:
"I'm waiting for disposable computers and televisions to be sold in CVS."
8. On a 57-year-old Vietnam war vet who attended his high school prom....this past Friday:
"The students at this school have become very good friends with this guy, because he is the only 'student' with a real ID in order to get beer."
posted by Los @ 12:15 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
Slacker!
1. Hmmmm, I can't help but think that there must have been something more to set him off than just her wanting to cuddle after sex.
2. Goths?
3. I thought I saw an 'unclaimed property' ad for a local Mercedes Benz dealership... hmmmmm.
4. or the Indians. or the Redskins. or the Braves. or the Cardinals. (the religious type) or the Devils.
5. See ya, PJ!
I doubt they'll hire anyone edgy. Probably go for another 'prestige' type anchor-person.
6. Weed, Hookers, and Beer, Oh My!
7. Oooooo, disposable houses!
8. I salute the Vet's tenacity! Now let's shove him in a locker!
1. On a guy who killed his wife with a clawhammer because she wanted to cuddle after sex:
I would love to watch Anchorman sometime after sex. That would be sweet.
2. On an Indiana couple wanting to get married in a cemetary:
I would have loved to DJ that reception.
3. On a woman's possessions being taken by strangers because of a newspaper reporting the wrong address for an unclaimed property ad:
Is the newspaper gonna buy her new stuff? I think they should.
4. On the NCAA banning the use of Indian mascots at tournaments:
They should switch them all to German mascots. Could you imagine a guy dressed up like a bottle of Jagermeister roaming the sidelines?
5. On the death of Peter Jennings:
I think they've discussed the idea of putting Diane Sawyer in there. I don't know if it wil happen. It's sad when you realize all three of the big anchormen in the US are now not anchoring in Rather, Brokaw, and now Jennings. The only guy who got to choose how he left was Brokaw.
6. On South Carolina Republicans saying that the Democrats owe them beer money:
Good ol' southern family values, eh?
7. On CVS getting ready to sell disposable video cameras:
They do sell crappy little televisions and cd players already that might as well be disposable. I think I might buy one just to see what they're all about.
8. On a 57-year-old Vietnam war vet who attended his high school prom....this past Friday:
Dude, you know he's a narc!
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