Topical Chat, July 28, 2005
Sorry this one is a day late, I decided to go fishing yesterday... on the hottest day of the year:
1. On the Contra Cafe, a coffee grown by former anti-Sandinista guerillas:
"I'm personally waiting for Taliban Tea."
2. On Lt. Governor Catherine Baker Knoll crashing a funeral of a marine killed in Iraq, and handing out anti-war literature:
"To say that this was a tasteless move would be like saying that Michael Jackson may have lost just a little bit of his star power recently."
3. On a maggot treatment that saved a woman's foot from amputation:
"Not to make light of the situation, but that news is toe-riffic!"
4. On American Muslim groups targeting youths in an anti-terror campaign:
"I have only one question.....WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?????"
5. On an owner of pet pigs convicted of violating a nuissance ordinance because of obnoxious odor:
"I guess she gives a whole new meaning to 'this place looks like a pig sty.'"
6. On the annual World Santa Claus Congress being held in Denmark this year:
"Do they discuss potential Santa Claus rule changes and costume upgrades at these meetings?"
7. On a thief that stole one of the "Nippers" in Moorestown, NJ:
"I didn't think fraternities pulled stunts like this in the middle of summer."
8. On a blind teen that amazes people with his video game skills:
"This may give The Who inspiration to do a follow-up to the song 'Pinball Wizard.'"
2 Comments:
So, at the end of the day, after being all hot and sweaty in that boat. What smelled worse, you or the fish???
1. Mmmmmmm, IRA whiskey!
2. Wow, what an idiot.
3. That was toe-ribble, Karl.
4. They're targetting youths in an anti-terror campaign? Isn't that somewhat of an oxymoron?
5. Stinky!
6. How can there be a Santa Congress?? That implies there is more than one Santa!!!!!
7. It'd be really funny if they found Nippers at the local pound.
8. How can a blind person play video games??? Is he really blind, or is this a scam?
HEH HEH... you said "Nippers"!
That's like close to saying "Nipples"!
HEH HEH!
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