Topical Chat, July 7, 2005
Man, what a news week this has been! Something must be in the water.
1. On a lady that wants to sue NASA for crashing a probe into a comet because it will ruin her horoscope:
"Is there such a thing as entering a countersuit because the original suit was just so stupid?"
2. On a sleepwalker that was rescued after being found asleep 130 feet up on the arm of a crane:
"Must've been one hell of a dream....probably a dream about one of the recent superhero movies that she saw, OR maybe she dreamt she was in a Johnny Holmes movie."
3. On 15-year-old kid getting killed over his I-Pod:
"I remember a time when kids were getting killed over their sneakers....it looks like crime advances much like technology does."
4. On Martha Stewart's nickname of M-Diddy in prison:
"My guess is that she will try to incorporate this 'street - cred' into some sort of show that will have to do with pimping-out someone's house."
5. On London getting the 2012 Olympic bid over Paris:
"I can't understand why the Olympic committee continues to snub the nice people of France. I couldn't be happier with the decision."
6. On McDonalds looking to create designer work uniforms:
"I can see the new ad campaign - 'ba-da-da-da-da....I'm Wearin' It."
7. On research that proves that staring at a woman's greasts for 10 minutes is as good as a 30 minute workout:
"Apparently, I am much healthier than I ever thought I was."
8. On a lady that tattooed an advertisement on her forehead for $10,000:
"I got dummer just reading this one."
posted by Los @ 1:27 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
Yeah, two Hydrogens and one Oxygen.
1. I wish the gods would crash a meteor into her house. Idiot.
2. This is just cool. I'm guessing this girl actually had to climb, while asleep, to get up there. Talk about therapy for fear of heights.
* Yawn * "Ah, that was a good night's sleep, the sun is shining, it's a beautiful day! Why is there a crow flying by me?? Why is it wind... HOLY SHIT!"
3. I hope they find the killer, and force feed him his stolen IPod.
You want it so bad???? Fucking eat it, bitch. Maybe the gods will crash a meteor into this asshole.
4. Can we get the gods to crash a meteor into her house too?
5. Ha, ha.... France you sissies.
6. I can hear the new slogan/jingle:
"We look good serving you, but you won't after eating our food!"
7. What the hell is a greast, Karl?
Is it possible to overdose on healthiness? I think I may be on my way there. :)
8. Ooo! Ooo! Crash a meteor into her too! Meteor shower for everybody! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
1. Unfortunately Los left out the important fact that this lady was from russia- which would have allowed me to comment:
"In Soviet Russia, altered comets sue YOU!!!"
4. Apparently creativity is running amuck in prison. Who would have thought that taking the first letter of your first name and putting 'diddy' behind it makes an awesome nickname.
5. The reason France didn't get it, is because every time the judge fired the starting gun, all the French people would have stampeded out of the stadium. Plus French people eat babies and drink pee, but that wasn't the deciding factor.
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