Topical Chat, June 15, 2005
Wazzup? It has been an interesting news week so far, especially with the Michael Jackson case. Enjoy:
1. On the Penn State alumni's invention of cup holders in urinals:
"That's my Alma Mater! They always come up with the most practical inventions."
2. On the not guilty verdict on the Michael Jackson case:
"This one was so exciting, that I can't wait for the next one in 5 years.:
3. On a Disneyworld ride that caused the death of a 4-year old:
"They should throw the parents in jail....just my personal opinion."
4. On a soap opera that is playing on cell phones in Singapore:
"I have a hard time believing that cell phones can get any more annoying."
5. On Phil Jackson's return to the Lakers:
"I guess the Kobe Bryant/GM experience failed."
6. On a teen that was charged with vomiting on a teacher:
"I always wondered what would happen if I puked on a teacher I didn't like. Thank goodness I never decided to try."
7. On a woman trying to sell her ex-husband's casket:
"Great price. Only been used once!"
8. On John Madden joining NBC's Sunday Night Football in 2006:
"Of course, this means we will have the annoying Joe Theismann and Paul Macquire on ESPN Monday Night Football.....what an embarrassment for ABC."
posted by Los @ 12:49 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. On the Penn State alumni's invention of cup holders in urinals:
"Funny!"
2. On the not guilty verdict on the Michael Jackson case:
"Someone nuke Neverland Ranch when the bastard is in there. I'm so sick of hearing about this freak."
3. On a Disneyworld ride that caused the death of a 4-year old:
"Agreed."
4. On a soap opera that is playing on cell phones in Singapore:
"Meh, gimme W.o.W. on a cell phone, then I'll be happy."
5. On Phil Jackson's return to the Lakers:
"I care because why?"
6. On a teen that was charged with vomiting on a teacher:
"Hahahahhahahhahaaaaaa. Here's my exam Pukefessor Smith."
7. On a woman trying to sell her ex-husband's casket:
"Never dishonor the dead."
8. On John Madden joining NBC's Sunday Night Football in 2006:
"Meh. Look at me, caring. Yes, that was sarcasm"
2. On the not guilty verdict on the Michael Jackson case:
"This one was so exciting, that I can't wait for the next one in 5 years.:
Give the man some credit... 2 years.
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