Topical Chat, May 16, 2005
This is the week before I go to Vegas (baby!), so I'll try to get 3 in (that's what she said):
1. On Texas telling its cheerleaders to cheer, but not provacatively:
"First, what would be the point of cheerleaders if they aren't allowed to cheer provactively, and second, maybe that's what the Phillies need to do to get fans out to games."
2. On a Minnesota Vikings football player being caught with the Whizzinator drug masking kit:
"I commend the company for choosing the name 'Whizzinator' for its product."
3. On Natalie Portman shaving her head bald:
"It certainly wasn't a good career move for Sinaid (I know I spelled it wrong) O'Connor, but Ryk, a guy who I work with, likes it, so maybe Natalie Portman has a thing for Ryk.
4. On the last episode of Everybody Loves Raymond:
"Wait. This show is still on the air????"
5. On the annual Hong Kong "Bun Chasing" Festival:
"Finally, a reason to go to Hong Kong."
6. On Dave Chappelle claiming he is not crazy:
"Hey, it worked for Michael Jackson....oh, wait. No it didn't."
7. On the start of hurricane season just around the corner:
"It might be good to wait on scheduling a vacation in Florida until, oh, around January."
8. On the Star Wars release this week:
"I hate to ruin it for everyone, but I hear that the loveable Anakin becomes Darth Vadar in this movie."
posted by Los @ 10:39 AM
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Vegas, baby, Vegas! Win some cold hard cash, Karl!
1. Let hookers start working the stands in the Phillies games and I might just start going. (and I'm talking about the high-class hookers, not the nasty, 3 teeth hookers)
ADDENDUM: No, never mind, not even hooker sex will make me watch sports.
2. Whizzinator! Sounds like a failed superhero. His Archenemesises (nemesi?) must have all laughed at him. "The Whizzinator??? What ya gonna do? Pee on my leg??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa"
3. Sinead. Think 'skinhead' without the 'k' or 'h'.
If Natalie Portman has a thing for me.... oh, happy day! Happy day!
4. Meh. Show wasn't that funny.
5. "Bun Chasing"???? "Bun" as in posterior? Or "Bun" as in cinnamon??? Not enough info. Karl!
6. "I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy! Institutionalized! I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy! Institutionalized! I'm not crazy! You're the one that's crazy! Institutionalized! All I wanted was a Pepsi!"
Guess who sings it, Karl!
7. Doom! Doom!
8. Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom de doom, doom de doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom de doom, doom de doom! Doom doo doom doo do de de de doo doom doo doo de de de do doom doo de doom doo de doom!
That's the "March of the Empire" in 'doom talk', bitches!
1. Texas Cheerleaders:
In a related story the Penn State Marching Blue Band takes back their suggestions that Michigan fans are circle-jerkers and that Buckeye girls are ugly and fat.
2. Drugs:
Whizzinator is definately a great product name. I think a barry bonds endorsement deal is on the horizon.
3. Natalie Portman - I love it when actresses try to make themselves as ugly as possible. This will certainly help improve Natalie's chances of getting into People's 50 most beautiful women this year.
4. I never got into this show, so who cares?
5. Bun Chasing? I've never heard of this- is there a link- where can I learn more?
6. Almost as believable as Newsweek recanting their story or C-Webb saying that he in fact does like Allen Iverson and the Sixers.
7. Interesting side note- how about that baby boom in florida due to those 3 hurricans that hit in a row? Seriously.
8. Star Wars should have quit while they were ahead. Episode 1 and 2 made a boatload of money, but it watered down the Star Wars legacy. Now there's going to be Star Wars TV shows and crap. Thank you George Lucas.
As a matter of fact, there is a website with the Hong Kong Bun story: http://www.hkfastfacts.com/
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