Topical Chat, April 29, 2005
It has been a slow week for "interesting" news, but don't worry, I found some:
1. On the new Airbus jumbo jets:
"Why do I smell a Titanic movie sequel?"
2. On the continuing possibility of the one dollar coin being accepted by the U.S. population:
"I think that they should keep making it the size of a quarter, because that has worked so well in the past."
3. On two friends who found $100,000 worth of money in their back yard:
"All I ever find in my backyard is bodies."
4. On Toads exploding in Hamburg:
"Leave it to the Germans to come up with this news story."
5. On the new video game that allows your character to get high:
"Remember when we didn't think it could get any better when Raiders of the Lost Ark came out for the Atari 2600?"
6. On the farmer convicted of feeding employee to a lion:
"It is tough to complain about a boss after reading this story?"
7. On the new Loony Toons characters makeover in the new animated series "Loonatics":
"This should be as successful as the last Looney Toons movie, that starred Brendan Fraser."
8. On my brother's wedding this Saturday:
"Another One Bites the dust....but seriously, good luck, bro!"
posted by Los @ 8:10 AM
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3 Comments:
1. Only if it involves Leonardo DiCaprio drowning again.
2. I despise these things. I get stamps from a machine at the post office, I don't want big ass coins in return, give me paper dammit!
3. I put them there. :)
4. Hmmm, a new band name: The Exploding Toads of Hamburg. Suddenly I want a hamburger.
5. Well, damn, if they add the possibilty of getting munchies in game too, then it's all good.
6. It'd be even funnier if it was a chihuahua.
7. Not only that, they have superpowers! It should be called Loonastupid.
8. Methinks I here taps playing. *salutes*
7. On the new Loony Toons characters makeover in the new animated series "Loonatics":
Go check this out!
http://gorillamask.net/extremebugs.shtml
1. On the new Airbus jumbo jets:
If I designed aircraft for a living (and I do), I'd make sure it fit runways and didn't require $100M of improvements per airport.
2. On the one dollar coin:
Great idea. While we're at it, let's replace George Washington with some obscure Indian girl.
3. On two friends who found $100,000 in their back yard:
A friend helps you hide. A true friend helps you hide bodies.
4. On Toads exploding in Hamburg:
Hideki Irabu (who Steinbrenner called a "fat ass toad") is in Germany?
5. On the video game characters getting high:
Finally, a real-life NBA game!
6. On feeding employees to a lion:
Win the World Series or Giambi becomes lunch.
7. On the "Loonatics" character makeover:
Loonatic Friends powers, activate!
8. On my brother's wedding this Saturday:
Don't worry, Karl, he can't fit into your skirts.
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