Topical Talk April 7, 2005
This has been quite a news week. Here are some more topics and my responses:
1. On O.J. Simpson being at Johnny Cochrane's funeral:
"O.J. was probably thinking, 'Oh no! Who will bail me out if I kill again?'"
2. On the space shuttle roll-out:
"Does anybody else think that the technology on the space shuttle might be a little on the obsolete side? I mean it's been 30 years now."
3. On VH-1 going back to music:
"What a novel idea. Next thing you'll tell me is that MTV is going back to music."
4. On Star Wars fans starting to camp out 7-weeks before the movie opens:
"Um......I'm excited about the movie, too. But, wouldn't it really suck if the movie turns out to be as bad as episode 2, and these people wasted 7 weeks waiting in line for it? How does one o.k. this with their boss? 'Hey boss, I'm going to need to take the next 7 weeks off. You see, Star Wars Episode 3 opens in 7 weeks, and I need to get in line for the movie.'"
5. On Bo Jackson being accused of steroid use:
"Does Bo know the juice?"
6. On the Desperate Housewives Vanity Fair photo shoot:
"You know, I have always proclaimed that cat-fights sell papers.....and T.V. shows."
7. On Peter Jennings having lung cancer:
"Of the three anchor people, I liked him best. He didn't have a lisp like the other two had."
8. On the new reality t.v. show featuring Brittany and her husband:
"I think they should call it, 'Holy Sh*t, I can't believe I married this B*tch."
posted by Los @ 1:04 PM
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6 Comments:
1. I'm thinking, "lynch mob!"
2. Weird. It's usually the other way around - the govt. has technology that is 30 years ahead of the general public. Oh wait, now I see it, all that high-end tech is getting put into war machines, and better ways of killing populations instead of something more feasible like space exploration or conservationism... it all comes down to the almight dolla'! War pays.
3. They call that crap, music?
4. I saw the trailer for it before Sin City. Looks like a cool movie, but I wouldn't camp out for it.
5. Hmmmmm, my give-a-damn must be broke.
6. True, but I still wouldn't watch the crap.
7. That just sucks.
8. What? You are not fucking serious. Give me a fucking gun, I'm gonna end this whole fucking reality fucking craze that has crawled up the fucking ass of every fucking idiot in this fucking country. Cattle.
1. or maybe 'thank jeebus for double jeopardy laws'.
2. Can you use the same argument for the Rolling Stones? I mean they've been around for 30 years now too!
3. umm... I've got nothing.
4. You have to remember that these Star Wars geeks still live with their parents. They can afford to skip a few monts ofwork at the local 7-11.
5. I just hope Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson never used steroids.
6. Wow I can't believe a cast full of women would come to argue about fickle things? What is this world coming to?
7. Peter Jennings was the only news anchor I remeber watching at all. I grew up with him. The pope is the only pope I knew at all.
8. I'll have to settle for this crud until Omarosa and Jose Canseco star in the next Surreal Life.
1. On O.J. Simpson being at Johnny Cochran's funeral:
O.J. just found the killer. Always blame The Dead Guy.
2. On the space shuttle roll-out:
Your dick is older than 30. Maybe THAT explains why you're so busy at work, you don't even have time to masturbate.
3. On VH-1 going back to music:
Now if only Y-100 and WDRE would go back to music.
4. On Star Wars fans starting to camp out 7-weeks before the movie opens:
It's not like they're in Coach K-ville camping out for Duke-Carolina tickets.
5. On Bo Jackson being accused of steroid use:
They already ran out of active players to accuse?
6. On the Desperate Housewives Vanity Fair photo shoot:
Next month in Vanity Fair: a pile of steaming crap.
7. On Peter Jennings having lung cancer:
Figures you'd like the Canuck best.
8. On the new reality t.v. show featuring Britney and her husband:
Or "Holy Shit, My Wife Is So Short She Doesn't Need Kneepads!"
I was watching the Phillies game last night. I planned on calling you at the bottom of the 7th, just to talk some shit. The game is wrapped up, I was energized. Not a chance in HELL the Phillies could blow this game. My wife had me shut the game off so we could watch the movie "Closer." This morning I turned on the news only to discover they lost their third game in a row. Alas I am deeply saddened a 1-3 start does not bold well for the season.
P.S. - F'n Cocksuckers
Happy Belated B-day Karl. 12001 days old today. I remember when you were only 11837 like it was yesterday.
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