Answers to Topical Questions
From time to time, I will respond with thoughts regarding topics that are either currently in the news, or currently in my mind for some reason. I'm sure I'll piss some of you off with some of my thoughts, and other thoughts me be of no interest to you. I'll respond to this by saying, "So?"
Los's thoughts:
1. With regards to the baseball "steroid" hearings:
"I think baseball should consult with Las Vegas so to develop a new slogan. Something like 'What happens in baseball, stays in baseball.'"
2. With regards to two girls wanting to marry Scott Peterson:
"Well, at least they are guaranteed the marriage will be short."
3. With regards to March Madness:
"This is the time of year I get to pretend I know something about college basketball."
4. With regards to Wrestlemania 21's approach:
"Finally, real sports will be on T.V. again."
5. With regards to a new Phillies season:
"At least none of our players take steroids."
6. With regards to the Michael Jackson hearings:
"He could probably sue the court for cruel and unusual treatment of animals. Can anybody figure out what he/she is anymore?"
7. With regards to the Terry Schiavo situation:
"I understand that certain politicans don't want us playing God by letting her die, but aren't we playing God also by keeping her alive? Just a thought."
8. With regards to my yogurt preferences:
"I like the fruit on the bottom yogurt. It is like a special surprise at the bottom of the cup."
posted by Los @ 2:06 PM
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7 Comments:
With regards to paying for over 300 cable stations:
Why bother I only watch two stations, what the hell is great about digital cable anyway!
with regard to the baseball/steroids issue, i think a good sponsor would be ocean spray, and the slogan could be "get juiced"
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Hey why not put everyone leagally on steroids? that way they all will be on a real peak, then we can battle over which brand to allow or disallow. woah make way for corporate fights on which is the best pill to buy, this is gonna be like coke and pepsi then.
Ritesh I think your on to something...It could get the Phillies over that hump.
1. Couldn't care less. Let 'em all rot in a drug-induced haze. Hippies.
2. Heh, that's funny.
3. It's not just this time of the year that you pretend to know things, Karl.
4. Go, Hulkster!
5. See #1.
6. I think he's a modern-day frankenstein monster.
7. There's no easy choice. But it is the family's concern, not the governments. I wish the religious types would stop telling everyone else how to live, what is right, what is wrong, and stop believing that their bullshit opinion is divine mandate.
8. Agreed.
1. I think we should start using bionic body parts in baseball so that the team with the best rotator cuffs will win the game. Sort of like Base Wars for the old NES.
4. What's going on with Wrestlemania? Is it not pay per view this year?
5. I'm so glad the Phillies raised ticket prices. I'll definitely go see them this year.
6. Michael Jackson is a bad joke that just doesn't go away. I can’t wait to see him in the next Surreal Life.
7. Isn't it ironic how people proclaim they're for preserving life, but then they jump at the opportunity to fry some retard in the chair. I also think laying in bed for 15 years without any significant cognitive ability would get kind of boring after a while.
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