Topical Talk - April 6, 2005
I had lots of topical stuff to sift through that occured this weekend. Enjoy:
1. On the Royal Wedding:
"I could care less about Camilla. Do you think Charles would've been able to bag Dianna if he wasn't a prince?"
2. On JAG ending its 10-year run:
"I thought that car company was around longer than 10-years.....oh, wait, was this about a t.v. show? On CBS? The same station that still shows "King of Queens," and "Two and a Half Men? No wonder I never saw this show."
3. On the search for a new Pope:
"Shouldn't they do some sort of reality show, and let the viewers pick? It could be like American Idol, in which the Pope prospects would have to do all kinds of neat things, like heal people, hold mass, break bread properly, etc. It could be called "World Pope. Simon, I'm waiting for my phone call on this one."
4. On Baseball's opening day:
"Who cares about the scores, I want to know the steroid "stat sheets."
5. On Wrestlemania:
"A sumo match? Who was the brainchild that came up with this one?"
6. On the high price of gas:
"Honestly, I really don't see why we need to explore other alternative fuels. I love getting raped at the pump."
7. On the NCAA title game:
"I know next to nothing about college basketball, and I actually won 2 of my pools and came in second in the third pool. I rule."
8. On Al Gore's new cable channel:
"I smell failure. I'm not sure why. Al Gore is such an interesting person to listen to. Maybe he'll get Ben Stein to co-host.
posted by Los @ 11:04 AM
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5 Comments:
Yay! No more "talk chat" redundancies!
1. Royalty. Ptah.
2. Funny, Karl, I figured you would have watched this one. Considering the show's name is also the first three letters of your favorite singer's last name.
3. Pick a pope! With more contest points: pick-a-pope giving mass in dead languages, pick-a-pope persecutions of heathens with impunity, pick-a-pope swimsuit competition, pick-a-pope holy blessings of water ice and freezy pops.
4. Meh.
5. Hmmmm, maybe they're running out of ideas.
6. Oh, don't worry Karl! That's why Bush's lackeys and minions are all pushing for drilling in the Arctic Refuge! All the oil there will help help lower the price of gas! Too bad it'll take AT LEAST 10 years before it reaches market, and never mind the mass raping of the environment and animal habitat. FTG!
7. Take us out to lunch, you miserly bitch.
8. Meh, I got nothing.
1. Those silly Brits: getting all worked up about something stupid. I'm glad we americans never do that.
2. I honestly thought Jag ended like 5 or 6 years ago.
3. I'm all about a black pope. Think of all the controversy that would ignite. You could certainly milk a tv show out of that one.
4. If only baseball ended the season because of a labor dispute and not hockey...
5. The WWE may have jumped the shark when the World Wildlife Fund took their acronym back. WWE should resurrect Yokozuna for the sumo match.
6. Sure my 30mpg isn't the best, but at least I don't drive a Hummer and get 8mpg and have to drop a benjamin every time I gas up.
7. I'm looking forward to PSU's basketball season next year. Now there's excitement.
8. Maybe I can switch over to GoreTV when dog eat dog is on GSN?
2. On JAG ending its 10-year run:
"I thought that car company was around longer than 10-years.....oh, wait, was this about a t.v. show? On CBS? The same station that still shows "King of Queens," and "Two and a Half Men? No wonder I never saw this show."
I would love to nail Catherine Bell. Big tits.
1. On the Royal Wedding:
"I could care less about Camilla. Do you think Charles would've been able to bag Dianna if he wasn't a prince?"
Ah… Who’s Camilla!……………………….kidding………….ok not really who is she?
2. On JAG ending its 10-year run:
"I thought that car company was around longer than 10-years.....oh, wait, was this about a t.v. show? On CBS? The same station that still shows "King of Queens," and "Two and a Half Men? No wonder I never saw this show."
Have you every seen the Catherine Bell Maxim spread. I’ve seen this more than any episode of JAG.
http://www.iseekstuff.com/gallery/album21
3. On the search for a new Pope:
"Shouldn't they do some sort of reality show, and let the viewers pick? It could be like American Idol, in which the Pope prospects would have to do all kinds of neat things, like heal people, hold mass, break bread properly, etc. It could be called "World Pope. Simon, I'm waiting for my phone call on this one."
Why not try for a Jewish Pope. Shake things up a bit.
4. On Baseball's opening day:
"Who cares about the scores, I want to know the steroid "stat sheets."
After watching the Phillies win their first home opener, I began to daydream. The Phillies have won the World Series, the World Series, the World Series. I mean it could happen it was 85 degrees yesterday!
5. On Wrestlemania:
"A sumo match? Who was the brainchild that came up with this one?"
Reshicee isn’t even on the WWE superstar list. This is an outrage!
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/
6. On the high price of gas:
"Honestly, I really don't see why we need to explore other alternative fuels. I love getting raped at the pump."
On the bright side, It’s a perfect opportunity to ask for a raise!
7. On the NCAA title game:
"I know next to nothing about college basketball, and I actually won 2 of my pools and came in second in the third pool. I rule."
So what your saying is nobody watches college Basketball.
8. On Al Gore's new cable channel:
"I smell failure. I'm not sure why. Al Gore is such an interesting person to listen to. Maybe he'll get Ben Stein to co-host.
Who’s Al Gore?
1. On the Royal Wedding:
America's ugly royalty drowns its women.
2. On JAG ending its 10-year run:
Obviously intimidated by Al Gore TV.
3. On the search for a new Pope:
Paul Owens died?
4. On Baseball's opening day:
NBA pot is so much funnier.
5. On Wrestlemania:
Rasslin' jumped the shark when my testicles dropped.
6. On the high price of gas:
I thought you're so busy at work, you don't have time for pumping.
7. On the NCAA title game:
You could've stopped after the first 5 words.
8. On Al Gore's new cable channel:
Al Gore didn't invent cable TV?
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