Topical Talk, April 14, 2005
Second posting this week. I found some doozies:
1. On the Stanley Cup possibly being awarded to either an amateur or women's hockey team.
"This may bring much-needed legitamacy back to the NHL."
2. On the mother's statement of her teenage son clubbing a friend to death with a baseball bat.
"An accident? Spilling a glass of soda is an accident. I'm having a hard time believing that clubbing somebody to death with a baseball bat could be an accident."
3. On Alex Trebek being sued over a missing horse.
"I'll take horse-tales for $300....get it?"
4. On a mother selling her daughter for a car.
"I hope that she at least was able to get an S.U.V. This lady sounds rational. I'm sure she is probably drug-free, too."
5. On my choice of pillows.
"Down-pillows stuffed with feathers. Cotton pillows just plain suck."
6. On the Beluga whale that is in the Delaware River.
"Scientists are saying that the whale needs to make it back to the ocean because it can't survive on fresh water very long.......umm......the Delaware River has fresh water in it?"
7. On the woman who found her finger in her food at a Wendy's restaurant, and her decision not to sue.
"Yep. Nothing smells fishy here. Why would anyone want to sue a fast food restaurant after they found an appendage in their food?"
8. On the "Dogster" website that helps canine-lovers meet online.
"One step closer for people who want bestiality legalized."
posted by Los @ 10:54 AM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
1. Hmmm, I got nothing.
2. "Ooooops, the bat slipped and hit you by accident... 50 times" whatever.
3. *gong*
4. This is just screwed up. Another reason why certain people should be sterilized.
5. /agree
6. I hope I'm home in time to see it swim by, I'd like to get a picture.
7. I guess that gives new meaning to the term 'finger food' !
8. That's just wrong, Karl. Protect the puppy dogs!
1. That would be like giving the world series trophy to some little league team. Maybe we should give it to that kid in 2.
2. Possible double whammy: the bat-wielding kid was also on the cream!!! Wait what's that burning smell...
3. What's that sound above my head? Damn I missed it!
4. Is this even legal?
5. Uhh yup. I'm interested in those memory foam pillows though.
6. [Ed McMahon]Hi-Ohh! YESSSIR[/Ed McMahon]
7. Was this the same woman who found that needle in her Pepsi can?
8. Maybe this is how ms. spears met her (second) husband (or vice versia).
hey how about some TO/Eagles material?
1. Stanley Cup to either an amateur or women's hockey team:
Winner gets the 1985 Edmonton Oilers Alumni.
2. On the mother's statement of her teenage son clubbing a friend to death with a baseball bat:
He accidentally fell into the bat 50 times without leaving his feet!
3. On Alex Trebek being sued:
Did he use the alias Ron Mexico?
4. On a mother selling her daughter for a car:
Dad tried to sell her for a Hummer.
5. On my choice of pillows:
Karl's balls can be found in Sue's dresser.
6. On the Beluga whale that is in the Delaware River:
Go home. We have enough whales in Philly already.
7. On the woman who found her finger in her food at a Wendy's:
Couldn't be her history of dubious suits? Wendy's should've put someone's middle finger in there.
8. On the "Dogster" website that helps canine-lovers meet online:
Coming soon: NAMDLA, the North American Man-Dog Love Association
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