Topical Chat Friday, June 10, 2005

It has been a crazy week in the news, so I was able to get one more set of stories for you (lucky you!). Happy Friday!:

1. On an exhibit that shows the science of body functions:
"I exhibit so many body functions all the time, and I wasn't smart enough to take advantage of it."

2. On a Mexican police chief who was shot and killed after nine hours on the job:
"I wonder what kind of pension he had."

3. On a shark-bite at the Jersey Shore:
"Sounds like the waters are getting cleaner in New Jersey!"

4. On a former stripper winning the judge elections in Nevada:
"After experiencing Las Vegas, I'm shocked that this sort of thing could happen in Nevada....."

5. On the anti-speedo ordinance being repealed in Cape May, NJ:
"And this will help the tourism in industry how, exactly?"

6. On Russell Crowe's phone toss:
"I wonder when Foster's will take advantage of this and use it in one of their stupid commercials as 'call forwarding.'"

7. On McCauley Culkin being arrested for pot:
"It looks like our little 'Home Alone' kid is all grown up."

8. On a British student who turns road-kill into art:
"Speaking of which, I think I just made a Picasso this morning on Route 38."