Topical Chat, May 20, 2005

Last one before I come back from Vegas - enjoy:

1. On the Tsunami-Quake that shook the world:
"Hmmph....my wife told me that I did it."

2. On the Saddam Hussein underwear photos:
"I think Maxim has gone a little too far this time."

3. On the possibility of an NBA lockout next season:
"Boy....that would.....be.....terrible..... I wonder what ESPN will do with regards to SportsCenter highlights."

4. On a New Jersey college student auctioning off her body on Ebay:
"I wonder if this will be on their cable t.v. show?"

5. On Vienna University producing a toilet with brains:
"As long as they don't produce a toilet with taste buds."

6. On a girl pitching a perfect game in the little leagues versus boys:
"Congress is already moving to have a steroid hearing on this."

7. On the U.S. Airways and America West merger:
"Thank goodness I'm flying United to Vegas....wait.......aw nevermind."

8. On a calf born with 5 legs:
"And who said polution was bad?"