Topical Chat, June 9, 2005
Another week almost over. The good news is that it hasn't been hot in the Philly area over the past week (yeah, right).
1. On the lost fishermen being found after 57 days:
"I smell the successor to the TV show 'Lost.'"
2. On dolphins using sponges as tools:
"Wait until they figure out how to use it for birth control."
3. On Bush's and Kerry's grades being the same at Yale:
"It's amazing the kinds of grades money can buy."
4. On a man arriving at the U.S. - Canadian border with a chainsaw:
"As long as he doesn't have any illegal drugs..."
5. On Ronald McDonald promoting fitness for kids:
"This is like Mike Tyson promoting good manners."
6. On cars on a college campus that were topped with chocolate and peanut butter:
"Crazy college kids... what ever happened to good college pranks like stealing mascots???"
7. On a brawl that occurred over cigarettes in South Carolina:
"My guess is that this did not involve any white trash driving an El-Camino."
8. On Howard Dean saying that the GOP is basically a white Christian party:
"I just can't understand why the democratic party is in such dire straits."
posted by Los @ 8:55 AM
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1 Comments:
1. On the lost fishermen being found after 57 days:
"What's he complaining about? He's a fisherman, lost in the OCEAN. Yeesh."
2. On dolphins using sponges as tools:
"Today: sponges. Tomorrow: nukes."
3. On Bush's and Kerry's grades being the same at Yale:
"Same grades? That's nice and dandy. Same courses? Yeah, right. Kerry probably took shit like Advanced Macroeconomics, International Business, and what not. Bush took kickball, and finger-painting."
4. On a man arriving at the U.S. - Canadian border with a chainsaw:
"I knew a guy in Pittsburgh named Chainsaw..."
5. On Ronald McDonald promoting fitness for kids:
"This is like Christians and Islamics promoting tolerance for other religions than their own."
"Oooo, that's gonna piss someone off. >:-)"
6. On cars on a college campus that were topped with chocolate and peanut butter:
"Hey! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter! No! You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! NO! You got your crappy '86 Chevy Citation in my chocolate and peanut butter! Bitch!"
7. On a brauwl that occurred over cigarettes in South Carolina:
"El-Caminoooooooo!"
8. On Howard Dean saying that the GOP is basically a white Christian party:
"What? He speaks the truth and everybody gets their panties in a bunch? Here's a wake-up call America: the GOP consists of self-important, big-oil lobbying, neo-fascist, status quo preserving, bible thumping egotists with delusions of grandeur. All they want to do is fatten their pockets a little more. That's it. They have no concern for the average citizen at ALL.
FTG!"
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