Topical Chat, July 22, 2005
T.G.I.F. - I'm sure I speak for most people when I say, what the heck took so long!
1. On Scotty from Star Trek passing away:
"I guess it was finally time for God to beam him up (I know, it has been overdone in the papers, but I didn't have anything else - I wasn't a big Star Trek fan).
2. On the U.S. soccer team being ranked 6th in the World by FIFA:
"I'm having trouble believing that the U.S. soccer team is better than England."
3. On predictions that broadband internet speed could increases to 100 MBPS by 2006:
"Great, this will give the cable company another reason to raise my bill."
4. On the death of Arnold the crime-fighting pig:
"Oh man, I don't know if the streets will ever be safe again without the super-pig."
5. On the discovery of a type of caterpillar with a taste for Escargot:
"Must be a French caterpillar.....best to just squish it and get it over with."
6. On the controversy surrounding Grand Theft Auto - Vice City:
"Oh what desparate times we live in when people have to get off on pixelation."
7. On a news story that Condoleezza Rice will be making a "surprise" visit to Lebanon:
"How much of a surprise is this if cnn.com is reporting this?"
8. On the search for a naked man in Florida who tickles elderly women's feet while they are sleeping:
"They've taken the tooth fairy and Santa Claus in custody. No word on if any arrests have been made."
posted by Los @ 8:00 AM
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OT: Guns N' Roses and Axl Rose
I've been living patiently in the same fashioned cube for five years listening to every MP3 I can get my hands on. Today seems different some how. With the ventilation system breathing down upon me and my marathon of Guns N' Roses and Axl Rose going strong I find myself shedding a tear about those early years in high school. They were magic times. You could find Guns N' Roses and Axl Rose knockin’ on every channel programmed in my 91’ Escort GT. In some fashion I can thank Guns N' Roses and Axl Rose for those first dates, those first kisses, and probably those first fucks. Right now I may even like them more so than my college Pearl Jam days. Fuck Axl Rose, why the fuck did you have to be such a prick. Fuck…Fuck…Fuck. Fuck Axl Rose, why did you have to become the man!
This is from Sir Geb (he had trouble getting on the site):
1. 'Beam me up Scottie.'
That's what she said.
2. We could be #1 in the world, friggin destroy every team we played, and win the world cup and no one here would care. As soon as lance retires, the same goes for cycling.
3. Sony also predicted that PS3 was going to be 40x faster than PS2. Sometimes people say things that will never happen. This is probably one of those things
4. Am I the only one that doesn't know of Arnold the crime-fighting pig. I know of Gary the No-Trash Cougar though.
6. This one actually has me torqued. Mrs. Hillary Clinton goes out of her way to make a Mature game (don't play if you're under 17) to a Adults Only game (don't play if you're under 18)- and everyone goes ape shit! Sure if you're 17, you can hire a hooker, have sex with her in your car, then kill her with a baseball bat, then run over her body with a car you just stole, but we certainly don't want 17 year olds downloading a patch from the internet so they can perform virtual sex in a coffee shop. Let's save that for the 18 year olds.
Look, if you're downloading cracks online, you're probably doing worse stuff online anyway. Let's ban the internet. Jerks.
7. I think the surprise was that the US is actually displaying some hints of diplomacy. The Lebanese probably expected bombs instead of a diplomat. This was definitely a surprise to them.
8. I'm guessing he wouldn't be that hard to find, but when they do find him, they should launch him into the atmosphere along with Scottie and the terrorists.
This is from Sir Geb (he had trouble getting on the site):
1. 'Beam me up Scottie.'
That's what she said.
2. We could be #1 in the world, friggin destroy every team we played, and win the world cup and no one here would care. As soon as lance retires, the same goes for cycling.
3. Sony also predicted that PS3 was going to be 40x faster than PS2. Sometimes people say things that will never happen. This is probably one of those things
4. Am I the only one that doesn't know of Arnold the crime-fighting pig. I know of Gary the No-Trash Cougar though.
6. This one actually has me torqued. Mrs. Hillary Clinton goes out of her way to make a Mature game (don't play if you're under 17) to a Adults Only game (don't play if you're under 18)- and everyone goes ape shit! Sure if you're 17, you can hire a hooker, have sex with her in your car, then kill her with a baseball bat, then run over her body with a car you just stole, but we certainly don't want 17 year olds downloading a patch from the internet so they can perform virtual sex in a coffee shop. Let's save that for the 18 year olds.
Look, if you're downloading cracks online, you're probably doing worse stuff online anyway. Let's ban the internet. Jerks.
7. I think the surprise was that the US is actually displaying some hints of diplomacy. The Lebanese probably expected bombs instead of a diplomat. This was definitely a surprise to them.
8. I'm guessing he wouldn't be that hard to find, but when they do find him, they should launch him into the atmosphere along with Scottie and the terrorists.
thanks los
thanks los
No what's even better than Fridays??? Saturdays!!!!
1. One of Scotty's quotes from Star Trek was "I'm giving her all she's got Captain, but she won't take anymore!" Looks like he gave it his all.
2. Who the fuck is FIFA? And why do we care?
3. Oooooo! Even better connections to play BF2-like games on!!!! Yay!
4. Arnold will now be fighting hunger in my belly! Mmmmmm. bacon, pork, HAM!
5. Sounds like pseudo-cannabalism to me.
6. It's a fucking game people, get over yourselves already.
7. Bologna?
8. Well, at least it's not as bad as that guy who hid in the sewage bin under an outhouse to get his kicks.
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