Topical Chat, July 13, 2005
For some reason, this feels like the longest week in the history of man-kind. Hopefully these news stories will help make the week more bearable:
1. On a new Reggae album by Willie Nelson:
"Who was the executive that green-lighted this potential disaster?"
2. On Missourians ranking first for wasting time at work:
"How was this research done? I kind of feel slighted."
3. On the possibility of using cell phones in flight:
"Ummm.....after what happened in London last week, maybe we should hold off on this."
4. On a study that shows that walking on cobblestones is healthy:
"Come to think of it, I've never read any stories about Ben Franklin and back problems."
5. On the nrew reality show that will try to find a new singer for INXS:
"Maybe this will be the new trend for bands who no longer have lead singers. Do you think that Eddie Van Halen is considering this?"
6. On a study that gold-colored bacteria are more harmful than others:
"Who were the human subjects that this was tested on? I'm guessing this research study took place at Guantanamo Bay..."
7. On the Fleer Trading Card company closing its doors:
"Fleer should've gotten creative and offered 'reality show' trading cards."
8. On a Tokyo governer being sued for insulting the French:
"Sued???? How about re-elected!"
posted by Los @ 9:30 AM
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2 Comments:
1. The people that signed off on this Willie Nelson CD also signed off on:
a) The latest William Hung CD.
b) Anything that has ever involved Yoko Ono.
2. So you're telling me that people actually work in Missouri?
That's impressive.
3. For once Septa has it right: they suggest you don't use cell phones on the train, because you might be disturbing other passengers. How the airlines missed this one is beyond me.
4. I'll beat ink and stone to the punch: your tax-dollars hard at work folks.
5. I think we should take it one step further and create a Be The Beatles show where contestants try out to be John Lennon and George Harrison. Upon completion of the show, they get to shoot the actual Paul and Ringo.
6. I also heard that Golden Showers contain more bacteria than other showers. Coincidence?
7. How about drug paraphernalia traiding cards: “Oh I’ll trade you your creatine for my wizzanator!”
8. Wait it could be the French suing this guy. And we all know that the only reason the French have the guts to do this, is because Japan doesn’t have a standing army for the French to retreat from.
ah- and i see now that nasa is getting older, they can't get it up anymore.
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