Topical Chat, August 12, 2005
With all of the issues the Eagles are going through in training camp, all I can say is .... LET'S GO FLYERS!:
1. On the Rolling Stones teaming with the NFL and Monday Night Football to do promos:
"With good news, there is always bad news ... Joe Theisman will be in the booth with Al Michaels to call the MNF games."
2. On the new "choking game" that kids play to get high:
"Are kids resorting to these ways to get high because we making drugs too hard to get?"
3. On oil setting a new record:
"I want to formally congratulate oil for this wonderful accomplishment."
4. On T.O. being tossed from training camp:
"I think somebody needs to be breast-fed again."
5. On Miss Ellie of Dallas dying at age 82:
"Hopefully, this won't be a rallying point for Parcells and the Cowboys."
6. On 3 wives who greeted a British man after he had surgery:
"At this point, the guy should probably ask for brain surgery."
7. On a man that fired 3 shots at a car to silence the car alarm:
"My guess is that this guy probably isn't running a major corporation ... and hopefully, he isn't in charge of running heavy machinary, either."
8. On a Humpty Dumpty statue that was stolent from a home in Florida:
"I think the news story should've focused on why somebody would have a Humpty Dumpty statue in their house in the first place."
posted by Los @ 8:58 AM
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4 Comments:
Flyers... Eagles... whatever. They all suck.
1. Think I just lost some repect for The Rolling Stones. :/
2. Idiots. Pure and utter idiots. Let 'em choke. If they're stupid enough to do that, then I say let them 'thin the herd' for us.
3. Imagine that. Our 'dear' President invaded Iraq to secure the oil fields over there (amongst other reasons) and the prices still go up... friggin' oil barons.
4. Did he get tossed onto a landmine? I hope?
5. Who?
6. Ok, did he have the wives hidden from each other (as in, separate lives?) or was he a polygamist?
7. That's my kind of dealing with a problem!
8. Bet we'll see Humpty Dumpty on the road pics and videos. Ya know, like some people did with those stoopid garden gnomes.
8. On a Humpty Dumpty statue that was stolent from a home in Florida:
"I think the news story should've focused on why somebody would have a Humpty Dumpty statue in their house in the first place."
Maybe Perkins was closed and he wanted an omelet!
1. On the Rolling Stones teaming with the NFL and Monday Night Football to do promos:
"With good news, there is always bad news ... Joe Theisman will be in the booth with Al Michaels to call the MNF games."
But I don't think that is until 2006. Madden has one more year with MNF I believe.
2. On the new "choking game" that kids play to get high:
Remember when we used to sniff the dittos in grade school? Good times!
3. On oil setting a new record:
George W Bush is a crook that is friends with other crooks in the oil business. I don't consider it a coincidence that oil prices are this high with him in office.
4. On T.O. being tossed from training camp:
"I think somebody needs to be breast-fed again."
I think that would be me. So where are the breasts at?
5. On Miss Ellie of Dallas dying at age 82:
"Hopefully, this won't be a rallying point for Parcells and the Cowboys."
Dude... that was as bad as my Andre Igoudala joke of a few weeks ago at Durty Nelly's.
6. On 3 wives who greeted a British man after he had surgery:
That's nothing... when I had my last surgery, I had 4 strippers waiting for me in the recovery room.
7. On a man that fired 3 shots at a car to silence the car alarm:
The first two shots didn't work? Man, he's a bad shot.
8. On a Humpty Dumpty statue that was stolent from a home in Florida:
People will steal the weirdest shit.
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