Topical Chat, September 14, 2005
Talkin' about Bizzaro world, the Birds lost on Monday night in a game they should've won, and the Phils won a game on Monday night (and Tuesday) that they should've lost. Philly is a crazy place.
1. On police finding 8 Ohio kids locked in cages in their foster parents' place:
"Don't you think that foster services (or whatever it is called) should be investigating foster parents' houses that have more than 2 or 3 kids in them? I mean, 8? Are you serious?"
2. On a poll that 4 out of 5 Americans think there is too much reality t.v.:
"It would've been 5 out of 5 , but the other 1 out of 5 are actually on reality t.v. shows, currently."
3. On the L.A. blackout:
"How can L.A. expect to get an NFL football team when things like this seem to happen there on a weekly basis? By the way, I would love to see L.A. have some sort of contest to name the new professional football team (if they get one). Could you imagine the suggestions they'd get?"
4. On New Delhi's rat catchers not having caught a rat in a decade:
"And they still have jobs?"
5. On the 20th Anniversary of the Outsiders movie:
"Outside of Tom Cruise, these former stars were happy that some people still showed interest in them ... an excellent movie, by the way."
6. On an Australian Rules football player that wants to amputate his finger so he can play better:
"Sounds like somebody already had their brain amputated."
7. On a cell phone dealer who was arrested for selling sex video downloads from customers' phones:
"Is there really a market for this? Are there people out there that hard-up that they need to watch crappy cell phone video porn?"
8. On a man who got cops to call his sister and tell her that her mother died, as a joke:
"I'm shocked that this guy has never blossomed as a stand-up comedian."
posted by Los @ 9:03 AM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
1. On police finding 8 Ohio kids locked in cages in their foster parents' place:
Some things are just too sickening to comment on. The system let them have those kids though. That's a problem.
2. On a poll that 4 out of 5 Americans think there is too much reality t.v.:
Coming soon... Smokin' Steve's Survivor. 8 people are trapped in a room with me for 6 weeks, and we put them through various stunts like wing eating contests and Eagles trivia contests. The catch... all 8 people are brunette lesbians. The winner is the last person who doesn't attempt to kill me after spending 6 weeks in a room with me. I think the Game Show Network is interested.
3. On the L.A. blackout:
For the LA football team...
I suggest the LA Boob Jobs.
4. On New Delhi's rat catchers not having caught a rat in a decade:
That means they're doing their job, right?
5. On the 20th Anniversary of the Outsiders movie:
That's a movie I really should watch. I haven't.
6. On an Australian Rules football player that wants to amputate his finger so he can play better:
I'd hate to think what he did to have better sex with his wife.
7. On a cell phone dealer who was arrested for selling sex video downloads from customers' phones:
"Is there really a market for this? Are there people out there that hard-up that they need to watch crappy cell phone video porn?"
In a word... YES!
8. On a man who got cops to call his sister and tell her that her mother died, as a joke:
Thank you... he'll be here all week! Two shows nightly!
1. Cages, playpens, bedrooms.... it's all the same!
2. Yes. Yes there is WAY too much reality TV. Too bad none of the reality TV is ACTUALLY dealing with reality.
3. L.A. Football Team Name Suggestions:
The L.A. Riot
The L.A. Blackouts
The L.A. Immigrants
The L.A. Welfare Workers
The L.A. Poor Budget Planners
4. Does New Delhi have rats? Is that why they're not catching any? Or are they just really bad at their jobs?
5. Kick ass movie!
6. OK, now there's sports people who want to mutilate themselves for their sports???? Idiots.
7. Look! It's mini-porn!
8. I vote for this guy as Mr. Sensitive 2005!
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