Topical Chat, October 17, 2005
Tough one for the Nittany Lions – they gave it all they had, and I am proud of them (as an aside, I almost threw up after the game, and this was the first game in a long while in which I really felt like crying … shut up, Ryk).
On a principal in New Yor saying that his school is willing to sponsor a prom, but not an orgy.
“Talkin’ about a wet blanket. This principal should go find a parade, and rain on it. Geez.”
On a Sri Lankan stewardess fired after calling in a bomb threat to get the day off.
“She’s probably a little pissed that they still call her a stewardess and not the more politically correct ‘airline attendant.’”
On hundreds of people attending the Bigfoot conference in Texas to discuss sightings, and tracking techniques.
“I wonder if some of these techniques include some of those successful techniques used in the past – like low resolution cameras and monkey suits.”
On a city in southern Idaho readying for a municipal election without any candidates.
“Hmmph, are you telling me that there isn’t a person in this city slimy enough to take on this ‘responsibility?’”
On a news story claiming that computer chips that store music can soon be built into women’s breast implants.
“So women better stop complaining when we touch them the wrong way – we are only trying to change songs ... ‘tune-in-tokyo!!!!’”
On a Walgreens employee allegedly stabbing a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first.
“I smell another dumb Chunky Soup commercial on the horizon.”
On a woman who hasn't paid a $1.16 income tax bill to her Cincinnati suburb, and now faces up to 18 months in jail and $4,000 in fines.
“That’ll teach her. I guess they had to make somebody the scapegoat, and why not her? What good would it do if they threw somebody in jail who was wealthy and tried using loopholes to avoid paying taxes?”
On a deer crashing through the door of a hunter’s home:
“Some of these deer are making it way too easy on hunters. Talkin’ about home delivery.”
posted by Los @ 9:37 AM
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2 Comments:
WAH! WAH! CRY YOU LITTLE BABY, CRY ALL THE WAY HOME TO MOMMA!
~ don't tell me to shut up, Karl.
Aw. Orgies are fun.
Well, the feminine conjative of steward IS stewardess. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, seriously... how about doing some high end surveillance here? Sasquatch!
How can you 'ready' an election if there are no candidates. If no one's running than it's not an election is it?
*reaches out hand in a graspy/feely kind of way* Eh? Eh?
Stabbed over who gets to cook their soup first? The human race really pisses me off sometimes.
Ya know what? The government pisses me off too. They can take that 1.16$ that they want and go shove it up their collective asses.
The deer seeks revenge!
On a principal in New Yor saying that his school is willing to sponsor a prom, but not an orgy.
Would it have been better if they had the orgy sponsored by a corporate entity instead? "This orgy brought to you by Trojan Condoms".
On a Sri Lankan stewardess fired after calling in a bomb threat to get the day off.
Sri Lanka has planes? Go figure that.
On hundreds of people attending the Bigfoot conference in Texas to discuss sightings, and tracking techniques.
On a related note, I took a trip to Texas over the weekend in a gorilla suit, and I found a whole bunch of people watching me.
On a city in southern Idaho readying for a municipal election without any candidates.
Hey... there's important issues to discuss in ballot questions, such as "Would you like fries with that?"
On a news story claiming that computer chips that store music can soon be built into women’s breast implants.
So does that mean I can go up to a woman in a bar, look directly at her breasts, and say "Hey baby, can you get XM Radio in these things?"
On a Walgreens employee allegedly stabbing a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first.
My question is, did she get to microwave her soup before the cops came and hauled her ass to jail?
On a woman who hasn't paid a $1.16 income tax bill to her Cincinnati suburb, and now faces up to 18 months in jail and $4,000 in fines.
The problem with your logic is that the loopholes that the wealthy find to avoid taxes are actually legal loopholes. Our tax system benefits the people who can find the loopholes. I'm hoping that cooler heads will prevail and let the lady off the hook by paying the buck and some change with a late fee, but this is Cincinatti after all. They still think Pete Rose is innocent.
On a deer crashing through the door of a hunter’s home:
It seems only fair since hunters crash their homes all the time with guns.
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