Topical Chat, October 26, 2005
We are preparing for our first frost in the Philadelphia area – exciting, isn’t it?
1. On a girl who was bitten by a snake at school, and might lose her arm:
“Maybe they should stop thinking outside the box in planning for sex ed class.”
2. On the National Weather Service accidentally triggering a tsunami warning alert across the state of Oregon:
“That’s nothing compared to the Hurricane warning in Anchorage, Alaska.”
3. On the death of Rosa Parks:
“A very prominent figure in the civil rights movement, and I fear that many people don’t even know who she was.”
4. On an attorney in Arkansas, who appeared in court drunk while appealing a drunk driving conviction:
“I guess this attorney ‘passed the wrong bar,’ if you know what I mean.”
5. On a 1-year-old’s birthday party where 6 people were stabbed:
“Sounds like one helluva bender … ‘hey, this breast milk is fantastic, what’s your secret?’”
6. On a man who claimed he was Superman and can fly, who was hospitalized early Tuesday after leaping from a fourth-floor window:
“I wonder if he flew himself to the hospital.”
7. On Elmo and two other Hollywood impersonators being accused of harassing tourists for tips after taking photos:
“Who in their right mind would want their picture taken with an annoying muppet, anyway? Now, if it was Super Grover, that would be a different story.”
8. On a Bucks Co. School that will no longer reuse plastic utensils:
“As long as they still advocated reusing their toilet paper.”
posted by Los @ 9:04 AM
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Oooo, I should bring in my mint plant then. Thanks for the heads up!
1. What kind of idiot brings a poionous snake to a school???? Yeeesh.
2. The iceberg warning in Hawai'i was a gas!!!
3. More power to her. People need to remember: we all bleed red. (So we're all republican communists! OH!)
4. His defense was:
"If I can defend meshelf in court and win *hic* then it provesh that I can drive drunk with eashe!"
5. That 1 year old is one hell of a knifefighter.
6. The worlds made of Kryptonite. Idiot.
7. Hmmmm. I got nothing for this one.
8. What's the big deal?? We all reuse metal utensils everyday. Plastic utensils should be no different, as long as they're washed.
1. On a girl who was bitten by a snake at school, and might lose her arm:
I can't think of anything to say. I'm just stunned on this one.
2. On the National Weather Service accidentally triggering a tsunami warning alert across the state of Oregon:
How about the winter storm warning in Cancun?
3. On the death of Rosa Parks:
It's amazing how a seemingly small action by one person can ripple into something so powerful.
4. On an attorney in Arkansas, who appeared in court drunk while appealing a drunk driving conviction:
Look at it this way Karl. He didn't pass the bar he should have.
5. On a 1-year-old’s birthday party where 6 people were stabbed:
Just a safety reminder... don't give the baby the swiss army knife for a gift.
6. On a man who claimed he was Superman and can fly, who was hospitalized early Tuesday after leaping from a fourth-floor window:
I think he could have made it from the 5th story window.
7. On Elmo and two other Hollywood impersonators being accused of harassing tourists for tips after taking photos:
Oh come on... I'd love to have my picture taken with Guy Smiley.
8. On a Bucks Co. School that will no longer reuse plastic utensils:
I'd love to see how old their textbooks were.
On having to go thru Export Control training again...Come on guys!!!
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