Topical Chat, December 18, 2006
Good to see the Flyers continuing to trade away young players for old has-beens.
1. On a collector who paid 2.3 million dollars for a 1,000 dollar bill:
“I’m not very good at math, but …”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2730824
2. On a West Virginia man driving his Oldsmobile with only three wheels getting charged with DUI:
“I had no idea that Oldsmobile made ATV’s.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2729938
3. On a South Carolina man who was sentenced to publicly apologize for parking in a handicap spot:
“Shouldn’t he have been whacked in the legs or something?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2731260
4. On a study that found that around the holidays, women eat more:
“Good thing they only kept the study to women.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2732879
5. On a study that found that video games help ease sick kids’ pain:
“Maybe this is what T.O. needs.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061215/tc_nm/column_pluggedin_dc
6. On Tecmo Bowl being voted the best sports video game of all time:
“Somehow, Atari’s Home Run Baseball didn’t make the top ten.”
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1413
7. On a recent interview with Jessica Alba, where she said she wants to be thinner:
“Maybe she can put in a call to the disgustingly thin guru, Nicole Ritchie.”
http://www.ecanadanow.com/entertainment/2006/12/17/jessica-alba-wants-to-be-skinnier/
8. On Great Britain facing a Rhubarb shortage:
“Oddly enough, there is also a coinciding shortage of used toothbrushes …”
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=rhubarb-runs-out-&method=full&objectid=18275840&siteid=62484-name_page.html
posted by Los @ 7:56 PM
7 guys/gals who rule
7 Comments:
1. When was he in Congress?
2. I had no idea Patrick Kennedy was in West Virginia.
3. As Dave Barry once said, some people's handicap is that they're jerks.
4. Great use of our tax dollars. A related study found women eat less after the holidays.
5. Study conducted at the Neverland Ranch.
6. Voting held at the Neverland Ranch.
7. Mark it down: Jessica Alba's career will tank the moment she appears in Playboy, because then there will be no reason to watch her.
8. Great Britain also facing a dentist shortage.
1. And the top reason to retake elementary math classes...
2. Three-wheeled Oldsmobile, huh?
Sounds like a name of a stupid country song.
3. That's as bad as regular workers parking in the 'Visitor' spot. You're not visitors, you lazy p.o.s's.
4. Women eat more what??? Little tiny rocks? Winnebagos? Martians?
5. Holy carp, Los! Enough with the T.O. crap already!!! Why do you care about this jerk-ass so much anyway?
6. That old hockey game I used to play would have given tecmo bowl a run for it's money.
7. I heard Alba also wants to be stupider, oh wait, she already is.
Friggin' idiot.
8. Ugh, rhubarb.
My grandma used to grow rhubarb out behind our house in Baltimore. Stinky plant. Stinky plant, indeed.
Number 7? Egads...
Cxx
(heehee)
That's funny. All of it. In a beyond pathetic and rounding into hysterical.
Stumbled across your blog and will have to keep the link handy for those days when I start thinking the human race is heading in the right direction.
Jeff - I think you have a string of 3-4 posts with a Kennedy reference. You should do this with every post (kind of like your signature.
Ink - I will continue to make fun of T.O. until he is no more.
Claire - Thank goodness these influential people do smart things.
Paige - Welcome!!! I love finding stupid news stories!
and the number one reason for leaving your current job... getting screwed on your performance review.
Reverse - call me, let's talk.
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