Topical Chat, December 15, 2006

Good news – those useless college bowl games start tomorrow, with the Toilet Bowl!

1. On a hunter who killed a deer with seven legs:
“Oh ‘deer,’ looks like the poor guy didn’t have a ‘leg-up’ on the competition after all.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2727218

2. On a Nevada politician who is proposing allowing teachers to carry guns:
“This will give a whole new meaning to detention.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2727231

3. On a man who used deer antlers in a road rage incident:
“You see, this is why I always look forward to deer hunting season.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2727460

4. On a high school choir that was asked to stop singing Christmas carols during an ice skating show featuring Olympic medalist Sasha Cohen out of concern the skater would be offended because she's Jewish:
“This is the exact reason why I can’t wait for that big San Andreas fault to start acting up again.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2727229

5. On some Bay District School Board members who are having a problem with the proposed name for a new elementary school - Breakfast Point Academy:
“They promised to discuss it over brunch.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2727473

6. On an elementary school pupil who got a hold of pepper spray that was attached to a teacher's key chain and sprayed it in a crowded hallway, sending 14 children and a teacher to the hospital for treatment:
“If only the teacher was allowed to carry a gun …”

7. On a new study that found that too much exercise can be bad for you:
“So why even bother chancing exercising at all?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2726563

8. On a police officer who was once honored for giving out the most DUI tickets, getting ticketed for DUI:
“Sometimes you have to think like a drunk driver in order to arrest a drunk driver.”
http://www.koat.com/news/10533275/detail.html