Topical Chat, October 2, 2006

Shockingly enough, the Phils did it to us again.

1. On a South Carolina official who says that bad parents should be sterilized:
“Now, why isn’t this guy running for president?”

2. On a burglar in California who did the laundry and ordered pizza just as homeowners arrived:
“I smell a new ‘home-burglar’ reality show.”

3. On an 18-year-old man who was struck and killed by a train as he reportedly stood on the tracks and made an obscene gesture at the train:
“I wonder if he got hit in the caboose?”

4. One Sean Penn who, when asked about dating his daughter, saying, “I tell them that whatever they do to my daughter that night, they better be prepared to come home and do it to me too:”
“How fun would it be to give Sean Penn a dirty sanchez?”

5. On an Urban golf tournament:
“Talk about a ‘pimped-out’ golf course!”

6. On police officers who fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the suspect in the killing a sheriff's deputy:
“For some reason, the suspect was unavailable for comment.”

7. On a hardline Muslim teacher who caused a furor by denouncing pupils for celebrating Christmas being made a Government schools inspector:
“I’m guessing Bin Laden turned the job down?”

8. On an elementary-school music teacher who was suspended with pay Thursday after collapsing just before class began because she drank too much alcohol:
“Ta-ta-titi, puke!”