Topical Chat, January 3, 2006

Thank goodness, the vacation is over and finally I’m back at work … blech! But at least we finally get to see Penn State demolish the Criminoles!!!


1. On the death of the actor who played “Blue” from Old School:
“Thanks to the movie, he will be remembered … ‘You’re my boy, Blue!.’”

2. On a cat in Columbus, Ohio, calling 911 to help its owner who fell out of his wheelchair:
“I love chicken, I love liver, 9-1-1, please deliver.”

3. On Lake Superior State University which released its 2006 "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness:"
“I would guess that Stuart Scott’s entire vocabulary is being banished.”

4. On a thief in Fort Worth, Texas, who stole approximately $15,000 worth of beef:
“He must be a politician – although he didn’t get enough ‘bull’ to make a serious run at the White House.”

5.On a 19-year-old PETA staffer who has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com:
“I guess the name ‘Dipshit-Douchebag’ was already taken?”

6.On a pack of angry Chihuahuas who attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop in California:
“I’m wondering if the police officer actually reported this. If he did, he may need to be reassigned to desk work.”

7. On Beaver County getting its first female judge:
“I just thought this title was funny/ironic.”

8. On Bill Meinel winning his second World Champion Liar award from the Burlington Liars Club:
“Is he the one who changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com?”