Topical Chat, November 12, 2006

Going to AC today … C’mon lucky 7’s !!!!!!


1. On an Arkansas mayoral candidate disputing the fact that he received a tally of zero votes, claiming he voted for himself:
“Sounds to me like he was really well-liked amongst his friends and family.”

2. On New Zealand high school students being allowed to use text message language on national exams this year:
“R U as excited about this as I M?”

3. On a male orangutan picking a name for his baby by marking a name with a paintbrush:“Rumor has it that the new name is ‘banana.’”

4. On a Wisconsin msn who apparently is using an insect story to encourage women to disrobe:“Wouldn’t it better in Wisconsin to tell women that you have some really good bratwurst that you’d like them to taste?”

5. On seventies U.S. heartthrob David Cassidy, who is now approaching 60, releasing a greatest hits album titled "Could It Be Forever:"
“I wonder if the greatest hits single will have a b-side?”

6. On a judge who was ordered to accept mentoring after bringing a loaded gun into his courtroom and announcing he was "locked and loaded:"
“Bush immediately nominated him for the Supreme Court.”

7. On California deciding to stop doing background checks on its prison guards because it costs too much money:
“You ever read a story and think to yourself, “Boy, that really doesn’t sound like such a good idea?’”

8. On McDonalds, which announced that it is going to be healthier and cut out the fat content in their food -- only in Europe:
“Sometimes, I really hate that fuckin’ clown.”