Topical Chat, October 28, 2006

Sorry I didn’t update yesterday, I was kinda busy. Be safe if you are going to Halloween parties tonight … and make sure to have a ghoulish time!

1. On a statue of Dennis the Menace that was stolen from a California park:“The park was spared however, as their crown jewel, Chachi, is still there.”

2. On an Idaho animal shelter that is banning the adoption of black cats during Halloween:“That, combined with the banning of broomstick sales has local witches up in arms.”

3. On the city of Manilla being so crowded that some people have been forced to live in cemeteries:“It reminds me of the joke – why are cemeteries so popular? Because people are just dying to get in …. Ba-da-bing!!!”

4. On the St. Louis Cardinals winning the World Series:“If the Cardinals win the World Series, and nobody is watching, does it actually count?”

5. On churches launching services based on U2 songs:
“Gives a whole new meaning to the song ‘Sunday, Bloody Sunday.’”
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/36679880

6. On a Russian businessman who is having trouble finding sober Russians to hire:“He would have better luck farting himself to the moon.”

7. On dance star Moby launching a scathing attack on Republican Rush Limbaugh after he poked fun at Michael J. Fox's Parkinson Disease symptoms:“Limbaugh responded by calling him Moby Dick.”

8. On a seaside town in the UK being swamped with semolina after a factory blasted out two tons of a dessert ingredient:“Rumor has it, a new Christmas song, titled Semoina Wonder Land, is in the works.”