Topical Chat, October 13, 2006

No, not Friday the 13th!!!! Hopefully, this weekend will be unlucky for the Wolverines (no offense, IAM).

1. On a Ukrainian pastry chef spending two months making a wedding gown for his bride out of cream puffs:“I’m just shocked that the Jackson family agreed to be made into a wedding gown.”

2. On a woman who tried to sell a mummy on EBAY:“Fortunately, she was unable to sell her daddy, because he was still alive.”

3. On a new upscale Disney clothing store in California that sells Disney jeans for $200:
“Walt Disney must be turning over in his … ice cube.”

4. On Miller launching a new holiday beer for chocolate lovers - Frederick Miller Classic Chocolate Lager:
“Specially marked cases come with a free blood pressure tester and hospital visit.”

5. On a man who testified that he fled from police because he discovered a large amount of marijuana in his lap and thought it was a bomb someone tossed into his car:“Actually, the cops didn’t hear the exact confession, as he said, ‘It was da bomb!!!!’”

6. On a mother accusing a school photographer of Photoshopping cleavage onto picture of her seven-year-old daughter:“Woody Allen does school photos?”

7. On a girl who was suspended from a school after she brought a double fish tail comb to school:“The last kid that brought a toothbrush into this school was expelled.”

8. On a school sending truancy officers to the home of a 14-year-old boy who took the day off because his dog died, and order him to return to school:“Apparently, the superintendent of this school used to be a mailman.”