Topical Chat, November 10, 2006

Hard to believe, but my wife and I are celebrating our 3-year anniversary this weekend!


1. On the French falling short of the kissing record:
“However, they accidentally broke the B.O. record in the process.”

2. On a South Dakota woman driving a golf cart getting a DUI arrest:
“She apparently made a wrong turn on the third hole.”

3. On a Tennessee man elected in a local election being on a neighboring town’s most wanted list:
“He is now the leading candidate for the Republican presidential ticket.”

4. On Walmart’s Black Friday deals being leaked:
“A free shotgun with every purchase of $20 or more.”

5. On a group called the “Dull Men’s Club:”
“They open every meeting by uttering the words, ‘Bueller …. Bueller …. Bueller.’”

6. On an event held in Florida called “Homeless Night Out:”
“Isn’t every night a night out for homeless people?”

7. On the death of 60 Minutes reporter, Ed Bradley:
“Any chance that Mike Tyson replaces him?”

8. On a female college student/newspaper columnist who Female columnist for college newspaper who put together a story for her college paper - How to properly perform oral sex on a woman:
“Finally, some news that can benefit the whole family …”