Topical Chat, April 4, 2008
Happy birthday to my beautiful wife … she informed me she is celebrating her 25th birthday … 10th year in a row!
1. On a man who was arrested after police said he drove his car to a Dunkin' Donuts drive-through window while naked:
“No thanks, I have my own coffee stirrer.”
http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x13135355
2. On a 16-year-old Japanese high school student becoming the first nationwide pen-spinning champion:
“Steven Urkel thinks this kid will have a tough time getting laid …”http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080331/od_nm/pen_dc_1
3. On a mother who was busted for duct-taping her two tots to chairs and posting pictures of their terror-stricken faces on MySpace continuing to care for the children, despite concerns for their safety:
“She may be the front-runner for the Brittney Spears Parenting award for 2008 …”
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1084199
4. On a 36-year-old man who left a pub customer with a fractured eye socket in an unprovoked attack being banned from every pub and club in England, unless he is with his mum or dad:
“And no Sesame Street unless you finish your veggies!”
http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Man-36-can-only-go.3932718.jp
5. The Transportation Safety Administration unveiling major changes for airline passenger checkpoints - Expect cool blue instead of cold steel at TSA checkpoints, as well as mood music playing in the background:
“Just don’t expect to board the plane anymore quickly …”http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=2ECE13C5464E499B800B943963CAFD62?contentId=6182825&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
6. On a man in a wheelchair literally stopping traffic on the freeway today when he rolled up a ramp and onto the slow lane:
“Larry Flint getting desperate trying to sell Hustler magazines?”
http://www.mydesert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080331/NEWS0804/80331036/1006/NEWS01
7. On a Colorado teacher allowing his students to beat a student who was 10 minutes late for class:
“Seriously, if teachers THIS dumb are hired, what chance do we have at a good education?”
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_8758670
posted by Los @ 5:37 PM
2 guys/gals who rule
2 Comments:
Happy Birthday, Sue. For your birthday, Karl put himself in the doghouse.
1. Time for the Kennedys to make the donuts.
2. It's Japan. That might be a chick-magnet talent. Who knows?
3. Kids are screwed. Genetically.
4. Russell Crowe, back in the news.
5. Your tax money at work.
6. The VERY slow lane.
7. Before or after Mr. Garrison's sex change?
1. I'd still eat em and drink the coffee
2. What's he spinning it on?
3. That rings a bell. Around 1990 I think. My daughter can't remember accurately....
4. Except my local. Know him well.
5. Play the Pistols and I don't give a shit.
6. Up a ramp? Impressive!
7. And the problem is? Teach em violence is wrong! Good but wrong..
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