Topical Chat, March 12, 2008
Well, the Birds didn’t land Larry Fitzgerald … that’s ok, we still have Hank Bask…. Reggie Bro….Gregg Lew…. Nevermind.
1. On a report that 1-in-4 teenaged girls in America has an STD:
“That’s ok, with all of the pharmaceutical residue they’ve been finding in drinking water, this should just take care of itself …”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336749,00.html
2. On Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island being busted for pot possession:
“She said she got it from some guy calling himself ‘the Professor.’”
http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-mar1108-mary_ann.44494e42.html
3. On a mother who plans to get her Down's syndrome child plastic surgery to help her 'fit in:'
“Brittany Spears thinks this lady might be a little nuts …”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=528898&in_page_id=1879&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5
4. On authorities with Guinness World Records having officially certified a world record crab cake that was developed with the help of Salisbury food processor Handy International Inc. – it was cooked in a three-foot rotisserie-style pan in October 2006 during the 2006 Diamond State BBQ Championship in Dover, Del. When finished, it weighed in at 235 pounds:
“Can you imagine the original size of that crab?”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2008-03-11-crab-cake_N.htm?csp=34
5. On feminist “scholars” at the North Carolina campus wanting to ban capital letters because they are a reminder of erect penises:
“What about the letter V?”
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/MikeSAdams/2008/03/10/one_giant_leap_for_personkind
6. On Guinness and Anheuser-Busch pushing to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday:
“I’ll drink to that!”
http://adage.com/article?article_id=125614
7. On the price of crude oil reaching $109 a barrel:
“Seriously, I think it’s time to stop giving these oil companies tax breaks and financial incentives …”
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Business/2008/03/11/crude_heads_toward_109_a_barrel/5751/
posted by Los @ 5:29 PM
4 guys/gals who rule
4 Comments:
1. 25%? wow some people must be getting really busy!
3. wow, that might just make her kid a litle more stuck out!
5. lol thats great!
"Scholars."
Hehe.
1. About the same ratio on crack or meth.
2. A 3-hour tour, a 3-hour tour ...
3. Who's the retard in that family? (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)
4. Steroids: not just for sports anymore.
5. The definition of "penis envy."
6. Another day for government employee discounts at the mall?
7. Great way to drive up costs. How about increasing supply?
Birds? and you're talking blokes???
USA and UK. Two countries seperated by a common language ;-)
1. On a report that 1-in-4 teenaged girls in America has an STD:
er...at Heathrow that means the flight departure time. Ok. 1 in 4 American birds are high as a kite...sounds good t'me
2. On Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island being busted for pot possession:
I loved that show back in the 60's. Hey it was a 60's show! WTF they expect??
3. On a mother who plans to get her Down's syndrome child plastic surgery to help her 'fit in:'
Fit into what? A box? A Mini Cooper? My mate has a DS kid. He fits in fine as he is. (Puts lots of kids to shame he's so open and loving)
4. On authorities with Guinness World Records having officially certified a world record crab cake that was developed with the help of Salisbury food processor Handy International Inc. – it was cooked in a three-foot rotisserie-style pan in October 2006 during the 2006 Diamond State BBQ Championship in Dover, Del. When finished, it weighed in at 235 pounds:
A mate caught crabs once. Thank fuck his sidewalkers weren't that big! I'd have had to carry him to the pub on a tow truck.
soz...wrong crabs....
5. On feminist “scholars” at the North Carolina campus wanting to ban capital letters because they are a reminder of erect penises:
“What about the letter V?”
Mine is an 'A'!!! (Shut up Mrs Dinners. Yes it bloody is)
6. On Guinness and Anheuser-Busch pushing to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday:
Anheuser-Busch? Now there's a good old Irish name
7. On the price of crude oil reaching $109 a barrel:
How much is polite oil?
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