Topical Chat, February 27, 2008
Thank goodness the Oscars are over … not that I ever even notice.
1. On Jamie Lynn Spears passing her GED.:
“This may be the first good news regarding a Spears family member in close to a decade …”
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-jamie-lynn-spears-ged,1,2936939.story
2. On an intoxicated driver who lost control of his vehicle and struck a stop sign being unaware that his car was missing a wheel:
“Or that he was unaware that he was sitting in the passenger’s seat whilst driving …”
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/02/25/police_drunk_driver_was_missing_wheel/4082/
3. On police arresting a 28-year-old man Sunday on a cruelty to animals charge after he yelled an obscenity at a police dog in a patrol vehicle:
“Ummm …. Good to see that these cops have solved all the other crimes in the area …”
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/feb/25/28-year-old-man-charged-cruelty-animals/
4. On a 19-year-old who tried to hold up a convenience store on Sunday night using his finger as a pretend gun:
“Did he get into his 3-wheeled getaway car?”
http://www.local6.com/problemsolvers/15404109/detail.html
5. On a survey that showed that only 43% knew the Civil War was fought between 1850 and 1900:
“This HAS to be from a southern school, right?”http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2008-02-26-teens-history_N.htm?csp=1
6. On a woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridge:
“If she throws a party, I want to be invited …”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=518454&in_page_id=1766
7. On a man using a torch to clear snow in front of a garage door accidentally setting fire to a shed:
“Ralph Nader may ask this guy to be his running mate …”http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080225/GPG0101/80225074
posted by Los @ 6:08 PM
6 guys/gals who rule
6 Comments:
lol
that store owner must have been feeling pretty stupid!
what obscenities can you yell to a dog? "nice tail"?
that jsut a little wierd...
: )
1. Britney celebrated by going to rehab.
2. Surely exonerated by the local judge.
3. Dog replied, "Sausages!"
4. They mugged Harold and Kumar in the parking lot.
5. Maybe more teachers should "teach to the test."
6. No room for beer.
7. Yet still allowed to drive.
A Spears getting a GED is way more impressive than me squeezing out an acceptance from a grad school with a 5-10% acceptance rate. Talk about having the wind taken out of your sails.
If shouting obscenities at your dog is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
75 hibernating tortoises? How big is her fridge???
1. On Jamie Lynn Spears passing her GED.:
WTF is a GED??? and how can a Spears pass it? Obviously not drugs or booze or a shaver then?
2. On an intoxicated driver who lost control of his vehicle and struck a stop sign being unaware that his car was missing a wheel:
Hey! I'm making headlines over there now?????
3. On police arresting a 28-year-old man Sunday on a cruelty to animals charge after he yelled an obscenity at a police dog in a patrol vehicle:
"You old dog you!". Right that's me nicked.
4. On a 19-year-old who tried to hold up a convenience store on Sunday night using his finger as a pretend gun:
Ah but nobody knew where that finger might have been!
5. On a survey that showed that only 43% knew the Civil War was fought between 1850 and 1900:
Which Civil War is that then?
6. On a woman who keeps 75 hibernating tortoises in her fridge:
Where the hell does the beer go????
7. On a man using a torch to clear snow in front of a garage door accidentally setting fire to a shed:
A torch set fire to his shed? Bloody hell! All they do over here is shine a light when it's dark.
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