Finally, Super Bowl Sunday is over .... it felt like the longest day of the year.

1. On an 18-year-old Elizabethtown man being charged with possessing a weapon of mass destruction and other offenses over a plastic egg explosion:
"Hopefully in prison, the other prisoners will put him "over-easy."
http://www.pennlive.com/newsflash/pa/index.ssf?/base/news-59/1202053157183800.xml&storylist=penn

2. On an Irish setter having record 16 pups after living on diet of cod and chips:
"Sadly, the puppies have "scaly" skin ..."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=512068&in_page_id=1770

3. On a study that reports that wearing stiletto heels can be good for a woman's sex life:
"I'm pretty sure that clevage works just as well ..."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=512065&in_page_id=1879

4. On a report that tazer parties are gaining in popularity:
"In an unrelated story, there is a great new nickname for the word penis ..."
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/22914136?GT1=10856

5. On some brides wanting bridesmaids to sign contracts promising not to put on weight or get pregnant before the big day:
"The future husbands of these brides have no chance ..."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23155203-2,00.html

6. On it costing the city of LA $25,000 to escort Britney Spears to her last hospital visit:
"Michael Jackson thinks Brittney has problems ..."
http://www.dailybreeze.com/ci_8140596

7. Costco Wholesale Corp. applying to sell its own brand of beer:
"This sounds about as appealing as the tacos that Burger King was trying to sell a few years ago ..."
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Feb/01/br/br7590342618.html

8. On three 13-year-old girls accused of throwing french fries during lunchtime at their school being cited for "hurling missiles;"
"I knew school food was bad, but I didn't realize HOW bad!"
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/02/01/wyo_cops_food_fight_fries_are_missiles/