Went to McKenzie’s Brew Pub in Chadds Ford on Saturday … a day after a shooting took place there … gotta love my timing!

1. On persistent sexual arousal syndrome or PSAS, which is a condition that some females have - they are constantly on the edge of orgasm regardless of time, place or circumstance:
“Hmmph, I guess I must have the antidote …”
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=3676562&page=1

2. On a leaked official RIAA training video produced with the National District Attorneys Association telling U.S. prosecutors why they should bust music pirates: Because it'll lead them to "everything from handguns to large quantities of cocaine [and] marijuana," not to mention terrorists and murderers:
“What about obesity? Or cancer? Shouldn’t these be on the list too?”
http://gizmodo.com/358648/

3. On the topic of guyliner, which is eyeliner for guys:
“Yep, I’ve officially gotten told old for this sh*t.”
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/02/21/guyliner_hot_or_not_you_decide

4. On bad weather forcing the closure of the Jim Beam distillery:
“Now, that’s not even a little bit funny …”
http://www.wkyt.com/snogo?refresh

5. On Major League Soccer tentatively setting Feb. 28 as the date to announce that a new expansion team would be awarded to the Philadelphia region:
“Just wondering what the team name for this Chester franchise will be …”
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080221_Soccer_announcement_date_is_set_for_Feb__28_Plans_for_an_expansion_team_and_stadium_will_be_unveiled_in_Chester_next_week__sources_say_.html

6. On people from the FDA meeting regarding next year’s flu vaccination:
“Well, they did such a good job with this year’s …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080221/ap_on_he_me/flu_vaccine

7. On a senior citizen being caught smuggling $1.4 million dollars of pot:
“After the arrest, Tommy Chong apologized.”
http://www.gazette.net/stories/022008/prinnew112300_32374.shtml?loc=interstitialskip