Topical Chat, March 24, 2008
Happy belated Spring everyone … even though, we never really got winter in Philly this year.
1. On a police officer who admitted to drinking at least 18 beers before going on duty to carry out breathalyzer tests:
“Quick, blow into my mouth …”
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23420979-952,00.html
2. On a registered sex offender running for mayor saying he hopes voters can overlook his 2004 arrest in which he was caught in a police sting trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl on the Internet:
“Former Governor Spitzer thinks this guy is creepy …” http://590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=87378
3. On a juror being discharged from a rape case after being caught smoking cannabis in the court toilets:
“They caught him after following a trail of Doritos crumbs …”
http://www.hightimes.com/ht/news/content.php?bid=1631&aid=24
4. On a bunch of different uses for vodka, including a way to remove a bandage painlessly by saturating the bandage with vodka:
“Actually, if you drink the entire bottle first, removing the bandage probably won’t hurt, either …”
http://lifehackery.com/2008/03/11/21-amazing-alternate-uses-for-vodka/
5. On a town in Kansas opening up the “Foul Weather Museum;”
“The triple wide trailer home housing the museum is located in the middle of an open field …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080322/ap_on_re_us/disasters_on_display
6. On ten artificial beaches being created in Mexico City:
“Man, that’s a lot of silicone …”
http://www.latimes.com/news/la-fg-fakebeach22mar22,1,2152217.story?track=rss
7. On a man who blamed his speeding ticket on a poorly dunked Oreo cookie:
“Seriously, most 5-year-olds think this guy is nuts …”
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/Oreo.Speeding.Defense.2.682902.html
posted by Los @ 8:11 PM
5 guys/gals who rule
5 Comments:
1. Officer Kennedy.
2. Bitch set me up!
3. Soon to be the star witness in a prison rape case.
4. Any use other than drinking is a waste.
5. Also, Karl's bathroom after Mexican.
6. "Artificial nude beach" sounds like half of LA.
7. Officer Kennedy might have let it go with a warning.
1. 18? Amateur!
2. Least it wasn't a sheep
3. Just needed to, like, clear his mind man. Peace.
4. Can I suck the bandage?
5. I heard they dug up and stuffed Judy Garland for the entrance
6. Pamela Anderson, Jordan, oh...beaches
7. I'm completely lost. No change there then
LOS so soon we forget. We got that one day of accumulated snow fall. 22 inches if I recall. John Bolaris I salute you!
John Bolaris (born June 27, 1957) is the chief meteorologist for WTXF (Fox-29) in Philadelphia.
Bolaris' most recent tenure was at WCBS-TV, New York. He started his career in 1982 at Metro Weather Service where he worked as a syndicated meteorologist until 1987, when he joined News 12 Long Island. Later that year, he joined WCBS-TV for the first time as the weekend meteorologist and worked there for the next three years.
From 1990 until 2002, he worked at WCAU-TV (NBC-10) in Philadelphia as the chief meteorologist. In 2003, Bolaris returned to CBS-2 in his home city of New York.
On November 1, 2007, it was announced that he would move back to Philadelphia to become the chief weatherman for [WTXF-TV], for their 5 p.m and 10 p.m. newscasts. His first broadcast upon his return to Philadelphia was on January 8, 2008.
He has an associate's degree in applied science from Suffolk County Community College and studied meteorology at the U.S. Air Force Weather Technical School.
Bolaris has won four Emmy awards—three for Best Weathercaster and one for Best Entertainment Host for "Time Out," a show he co-hosted for five years on NBC 10. [1]
He has one daughter, Reina Sofia with The CW 11's (WPIX's) Tiffany McElroy, who also worked with Bolaris at WCAU in Philadelphia.
(now that I've recovered from the barfing fit I had over #2, I can comment)
And his largest campaign donor is To Catch a Predator.
1. that's the way to do it!
2. 15 year-old-girl? dang! that's creepy..
3. lol
6.ten artificial beaches? they must be really desperate!
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