Topical Chat, March 19, 2008
Not sure if I’ll get to post another one of these before Easter, so for all you Christians … have a good one!
1. On more than half of Democrats and nearly two-thirds of Republicans being less likely to support Sen. Barack Obama for president after viewing video clips of his longtime friend and pastor espousing a radical "black power" worldview, according to a survey:
“That’s quite a dip in Republican support, considering that 0% supported him to begin with …”
http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080318/NATION/712806595/1001
2. On two McDonalds workers being accused of selling marijuana from the restaurant during work hours:
“Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘super-sized.’”
http://wvgazette.com/latest/200803180254
3. On Ford’s new campaign, which will begin next month, featuring a new tagline -- "Ford. Drive One:”
“How about this one … ‘Ford, pretty please????’”
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120579730431243519-email.html
4. On a mummified dinosaur unearthed in North Dakota:
“There is no truth to the rumor that it was actually Bob Dole …”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/03/18/dinosaur.mummy.ap/index.html?fark
5. On camel beauty pageants being held in Saudi Arabia:
“Insert ‘hump’ joke here!”
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2004287020_camels17.html
6. On a section of Interstate 95 in Philadelphia being ordered closed late Monday for emergency repairs after the discovery of a worsening crack in a concrete support pillar:
“So far, no connection has been found between this and the play of the four major Philadelphia sports teams …”
http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/state/pennsylvania/20080317_ap_i95inphiladelphiaclosesforemergencyrepair.html
7. On a newspaper article titled, “Police Shoot Man In Wheelchair After Standoff:”
“Sounds like somebody’s trying to become an ‘ass’spiring comedian …”
http://www.wmtw.com/news/15621960/detail.html
posted by Los @ 6:41 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
1. Hillary hit the lottery.
2. Smoke those fries?
3. Ford has actually stepped it up lately. About time.
4. Who wrapped it?
5. Camels better looking than the women contestants?
6. Most Philly crack gets no official attention.
7. Shot on the Fourth of July.
1. On more than half of Democrats and nearly two-thirds of Republicans being less likely to support Sen. Barack Obama for president after viewing video clips of his longtime friend and pastor espousing a radical "black power" worldview, according to a survey:
'The Black Police Officers Association', 'Sikh Schools' etc etc etc in the UK. Can't speak for the States but if we in the UK had a 'White Police Officers Association' etc etc I suspect we'd be tarred as racist. Some'at's wrong here.....
2. On two McDonalds workers being accused of selling marijuana from the restaurant during work hours:
Ronald has invaded the UK. Send 'em here and I belong to Ronald!!!
3. On Ford’s new campaign, which will begin next month, featuring a new tagline -- "Ford. Drive One:”
“How about this one … ‘Ford, pretty please????’”
Anybody who remembers the Cortina in the UK will never drive a Ford again....still, there was always the Capri...
4. On a mummified dinosaur unearthed in North Dakota:
“There is no truth to the rumor that it was actually Bob Dole …”
Whoever he may be?
5. On camel beauty pageants being held in Saudi Arabia:
Beastiality rules! Mind you maybe they don't have to wear those bloody veils!
6. On a section of Interstate 95 in Philadelphia being ordered closed late Monday for emergency repairs after the discovery of a worsening crack in a concrete support pillar:
That'll teach 'em not to play the beautiful game. (Football - the real one - for the uninitiated)
7. On a newspaper article titled, “Police Shoot Man In Wheelchair After Standoff:”
Fake cripple? Shoot him.
who would hold a camel beauty pageant hostage?! must be really desperate for attention for sure!
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