Topical Chat, March 20, 2008

Final 64 time! One of the greatest times in American Sports … shame the NCAA can’t get it’s act together with division 1 football playoffs …

1. On a federal court on Tuesday giving White House officials three days to explain why they should not be required to make copies of all e-mails on computers in the Executive Office of the President:
“Have you seen what we’ve done Afghanistan and Al Gore?”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/white_house_e_mail

2. On a new women's vodka, designed to be sipped with salad after a workout in the gym:
“Why not vodka with PMS medication in it? Seriously.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSKUA76164020080317?rpc=92

3. On a recent study that reported that in general, men are more likely to report eating meat and poultry items and women are more likely to report eating fruits and vegetables:
“And now, here’s Tim with the Good Friday weather forecast …”
http://www.labspaces.net/view_news_comments.php?newsID=4099

4. On the NYPD ignoring any crimes that took place on Leap Day in order to keep stats low:
“Sounds like a radio station stunt – Join us in New York City for ‘No Crime Day!!!!’”
http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0812,nypd_ignores,381244,2.html

5. On Philippine officials warning that crucifixion can be bad for your health:
“In other news, it gets dark at night …”
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23402583-13762,00.html

6. On President George W. Bush acknowledging the Iraq war has been fought at a high cost but insisting a U.S. troop buildup has opened the door to a "major strategic victory" against Islamic militants:
“Didn’t he try this already on an aircraft carrier in 2003?”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080319/ts_nm/iraq_bush_dc_3

7. On Jessica Parker revealing her heartache over being voted the 'world's unsexiest woman' in a men's mag poll:
“Her manager cheered her up by feeding her sugar cubes …”
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23401789-10388,00.html