Topical Chat, March 28, 2008

Great time to be a sports fan – basketball playoffs, hockey playoffs, NFL draft, and the start of baseball!

1. On a little person filing a complaint with McDonalds after a restaurant employee screamed and ran away from him because he is a little person:
“Must’ve been a bad Mc-acid trip …”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23799576

2. On a 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong:
“The problem was that he was wearing the thong on his head …”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm

3. On police who pulled over a female drunken driver, who had a suspended license and had marijuana in her car, and she didn't have any pants on:
“The guy with the thong must’ve stole them …”
http://wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1364840

4. On New Hampshire being name the most livable state in the country:
“Is New Hampshire still a state? I mean, shouldn’t it really just be a county?”
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/N/NH_MOST_LIVABLE_UTOL-?SITE=CODEN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

5. On TV veteran Larry King being voted least sexy television host:
“Apparently, nobody watches Judge Judy …”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080326/tv_nm/talkshow_aol_dc

6. On a report that fighting with your spouse can be good for your health:
“So, does this mean that Mr. Peterson is the healthiest inmate in prison?”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/03/26/squabbling.spouses/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

7. On a building that was in the process of getting demolished catching fire, and being “saved” by firefighters:
“That makes about as much sense as a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy.”
http://www.bellinghamherald.com/102/story/360643.html