Topical Chat, April 11, 2008

I got a bachelor party in A.C. on Saturday night … chances are I might not be blogging on Sunday/Monday … you’ve been warned.

1. On a man believed to have practiced dentistry in West Palm Beach without a license being found driving around with bloody dental instruments in his car:
“This is a guy you probably don’t want to party with … or set up cleaning with …”
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=77877

2. On the making of High School Musical 4:
“The makers of the Police Academy movies are even embarrassed by this.”
http://www.wtam.com/cc-common/news/sections/entertainmentarticle.html?feed=104665&article=3516509

3. On a top Al Qaeda leader dying in Pakistan of Hepatitis:
“That’s a real shame … REPEAT … a real shame … I hope it was slow and painful.”
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,348668,00.html

4. On the Thudguard Helmet for bouncing babies:
“ … and really drunk parents …”
http://uk.gizmodo.com/2008/04/08/thudguard_helmet_for_bouncing.html

5. On Congress working on a bill intended to protect blind people and other pedestrians from the dangers posed by quiet (hybrid) cars:
“Let’s put faulty mufflers on them ….”
http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,348370,00.html

6. On Federal employees using government credit cards to pay for lingerie, gambling, iPods, Internet dating services, and a $13,000 steak-and-liquor dinner:
“And I still can’t figure out why we don’t trust government …”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/08/AR2008040802718.html?sid=ST2008040803504

7. On a former Japanese PM popping up at "World Ramen Summit" to tout ramen as universal treat:
“That guy is really using his ‘noodle’ ….”
http://www.reuters.com/article/rbssConsumerGoodsAndRetailNews/idUST28273320080409?rpc=92