Topical Chat, March 9, 2007
Thankfully, I got my taxes done … I hate them so.
1. On a weapon the Navy is looking into that that shoots an invisible wall-penetrating beam that makes people so dizzy they fall over and, in most cases, puke:
“It’s called politicians.”
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/03/navy_researchin.html
2. On a new poll that shows that 50% of men have faked an orgasm:
“These are the same guys that like American Idol..”
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006670428
3. On McDonalds testing a new bigger burger:
“It’s called the Mc-Killer.”
http://money.cnn.com/2007/03/07/news/companies/mcdonalds_burger/index.htm?eref=rss_topstories
4. On a study that reports the average wedding costs approximately $28,000:
“That’s nothing, you should see how much the divorce costs.”
http://www.bankrate.com/natl/default_frame.asp?sitekey=den&link_address=/natl/news/loan/20000822.asp
5. On a former inmate who told police that he was a werewolf and could change shapes after he was arrested for breaking into a woman's apartment:
“I guess the insanity plea no longer holds enough water?”
http://www.11alive.com/news/watercooler/article_weird.aspx?storyid=93345
6. On a man escaped with cookies and $40.25 in change after passing Girl Scouts a counterfeit $50 bill last week:
“This guy probably kicks puppies as well.”
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070307/UPDATE/703070446/1020
7. On a man who flew from Orlando to Puerto Rico being arrested on his arrival in the U.S. Caribbean territory for allegedly bringing 14 weapons and drugs aboard the Delta Air Lines flight:
“Let me guess … the alias used was Ron Mexico.”
http://www.cbs46.com/Global/story.asp?S=6188990
8. On the senate getting ready to examine outrageous credit-card fees:
“Of course, the banks will threaten to stop funding these senators, which will bring an immediate stop to the investigation.”
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CONGRESS_CREDIT_CARDS?SITE=TNNAT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
posted by Los @ 6:31 PM
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the Onion-
Captain America, the comic book character created during World War II as a patriotic opponent of the Nazis, was killed by a sniper bullets in a recent comic. What do you think?
http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/captain_america_killed
They lilled off Captain America????? Keep yer head down Spidey
Taxes: They'll be sane (rates and paperwork) only when we have to write a tax check monthly or with every paycheck.
1. Weapon can be found in the Kennedy liquor cabinet.
2. Reminds me of the joke, "Q: How do give a woman an orgasm? A: Who cares?"
3. Yet somehow the clown stays thin ... must stay off the couch.
4. Viva Las Vegas!
5. Does this mean his cellmate will be charged with animal cruelty?
6. Hopefully he's the werewolf's cellmate.
7. Never tire of Ron Mexico jokes.
8. Senate often the cause of outrageous IRS fees ...
I'm getting 900 big ones back! Woohoo!
1. Politicians! Haha! Los made a funny!
2. Why fake an orgasm?
3. It's called "Heart Attack on a Bun"
4. That's a lot of cash to pay for being tortured for the rest of your life.
5. Hey, lycanthropes are people too!
6. What a jerk.
7. The problem here isn't that he brought the weapons into Puerto Rico... it's that he got 14 freaking weapons on the flight... that's airline security for ya.
8. Instead of that, why don't they examine getting a better executive branch of government.
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