Topical Chat, February 16, 2007
After all that shoveling of ice I did the other day, all I can say is … BRING ON SUMMER!
1. On a former Pennsylvania congressman being accused Wednesday of exposing himself to two women at a beach resort:
“Hey, ya wanna see why they call it the Keystone State?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2875452
2. On the latest innovation in urinal technology – the talking urinal:
“Shouldn’t you be sitting when you pee?”
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/14/talking_urinal/
3. On an eighth-grade science teacher who changed a failing test grade of a boy after he reluctantly agreed to let the teacher take nude photos of him:
“This guy was literally thinking outside the box.”
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5347819,00.html
4. On Chrysler laying off 13,000 employees:
“What, a failing American auto maker? Say it isn’t so!”
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/14/business/main2472978.shtml
5. On a company that is marketing NASCAR products for women:
“I’m guessing none of the products have anything to do with oral hygiene.”
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/living/16690761.htm
6. On a hospital in the UK that is trying save money by removing light bulbs:
“This makes things especially interesting in the emergency rooms.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6360385.stm
7. On a man who pointed cordless drill that looked like a gun at officer before being fatally shot by said officer:
“This is like wearing a meat suit into the jungle.”
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/updates/story/6367934p-5681176c.html
8. On a zoo that is hiring Feng Shui experts to redesign the monkey exhibit:
“These walls should look a lot better with monkey turds splattered on them …”
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/F/FENG_SHUI_ZOO?SITE=TXABI&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-02-13-17-17-46
posted by Los @ 9:27 PM
5 guys/gals who rule
5 Comments:
1. Kennedy relative?
2. It enjoys the Golden Shower.
3. Mr. Jackson to the principal's office.
4. Daimler-Chrysler apparently trying to live up to their billboard bragging about "American nothing."
5. Will sell better than Lifetime Channel products for men.
6. More comical evidence against socialized medicine.
7. Drilled 'em.
8. Feng Shui consultants popular among monkeys in the wild.
Yeah... because you have so much side walk to shovel (sarcasm appreciated).
Number 3....ewww. Number 8....awesome.
Cxx
Hey Los! You should alter the way you do the links... instead of writing the full link out, just write in 'Link' before the closing anchor tag.
1. "Ya wanna see my John Hancock??"
2. Talking urinal insults -
"Hey! An inch less and you'd be female!"
"Stop playing with it, bozo, I'm a urinal - not a Playboy!"
"AHahhahahahahaaaaaa! Isn't it cute?!"
3. Ewww. Can we just kill all the molesters already?
4. Aw, and I liked my old Chrysler LeBaron... that car was a friggin' tank!
5. "Here... ladie's NASCAR t-shirts at half price... with a complimentary pouch of chew!"
6. "So, Doctor, I'm ready to get my throat examined.... HEY! Watch where you stick that!" "Er... sorry, I can't see."
7. Or taking Los to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
8. Monkies need to be Zen, too!
2) Are you serious??? A talking urinal???
"Please shake well before leaving"
"Stop pissing on the next guys foot"
That sort of thing? Magic!
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