Topical Chat, February 2, 2007
Topical Chat, February 2, 2007
Happy Groundhog day, all! So, if the groundhog sees its shadow, is that 6 more weeks of war in Irag?
1. On a baby born in Cancun weighing nearly 15 pounds:
“I believe he’s already enrolled in Florida State.”
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2840309
2. On a Louisiana sheriff who has put tiny cameras on the end of tasers to prevent lawsuits:
“Not surprisingly, the porn industry is interested…”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2842296
3. On a man who helped an elderly man move his car that was stuck in the snow, and then stole the car:
“I hope that karma takes a big ol’ growler on this guy.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2842323
4. On a guy who is riding his tractor-mower across the country with his dog, Yoda:
“I believe the guy’s name might be Lloyd Christmas.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2839574
5. On University of Iowa students who can now get e-mails reminding them to do their laundry:
“Because apparently the stench just wasn’t a big enough hint.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2842324
6. On a woman who claims she found a razor blade in her McDonald's breakfast sandwich:
“I wonder what kind of clown put that in there?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2839997
7. On the New Jersey Nets introducing their new dance group, 14 senior citizens, ranging in age from 59 to 83:
“This one should go over like a bucket of farts … can’t wait for Denture-crème night”
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=2839918
posted by Los @ 7:32 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
6 more weeks of bad hockey.
1. Promptly signed up for midget bowling.
2. If he really wanted to prevent lawsuits, he'd attach attorneys to the end of tasers.
3. I hope he needs help finding the soap in prison.
4. Garth Brooks tries to emulate Michael Jackson?
5. Florida State football players get emails reminding them to stay out of jail.
6. I really wish the media would stop covering these frauds. Enough already.
7. Jason Kidd's wife felt threatened by the original dance team?
Shadow, no shadow... it doesn't matter anymore. Global warming has done in the groundhog's forecast!
1. I heard he ate his brothers and sisters in the womb.
2. For those REALLY close up shots of people getting tazered for Fox's "World's Funniest Tazer Moments"
3. That guy's an ass... but hey, the elderly shouldn't drive - especially in the snow!
4. Hey! An inspirational redneck!
5. "Damn. All my clothes are dirty... ah well, I guess I'll have to go to class naked."
6. The new McGriddle breakfast! Now with more mouth-slicing pain!
7. Are they dancing??? or having strokes?
Only 7, Los?? Slacker.
1> Tell me the mum wasn't petit
2> The porn industry is using tazers?? I need to see that
3> SOB
4> stupid that is. enough grass there isn't
5> laundry? is that what the wife does?
6> what are New Jersey Nets? A fishing team?
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