Topical Chat, January 24, 2007
In case you are wondering which team I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl …. CUT THAT MEAT!!
1. On Eastern Pa. residents reporting seeing a wayward Wallaby hopping around town:
“Officials are wondering what Rendell was doing in Berks County to begin with.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2816930
2. On a woman going to the bathroom outside losing her balance and falling into Lake Erie:
“I think there’s a lesson to be learned here … I think.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2816834
3. On AirTran Airways defending its decision to remove a Massachusetts couple from a flight after their crying 3-year-old daughter refused to take her seat before takeoff:
“Attack of Baby-Face Finster (from the Bugs Bunny cartoons).”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2816282
4. On a newcomer to New York City becoming hopelessly lost for five days after going for a walk:
“This may be just the guy Jerry Jones is looking for to coach T.O. and the Cowboys.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2813983
5. On a woman who chose to induce labor early so her husband can go to the Bears game:
“Glad this family has its priorities in check.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=2812892
6. On a pet shop owner in the southern Dutch town of Zelhem creating a beer for her Weimaraners made from beef extract and malt:
“That’s just dog-gone stupid.”
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2812622
7. On a 77-square-foot basement room without electricity is listed as an investment opportunity in the upscale Knightsbridge neighborhood in London, going for $335,000:
“That’s a helluva price to pay for a closet.”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4958203
8. On British and Canadian explorers traveling more than a thousand miles of Antarctic terrain only to find a Soviet surprise - What first appeared as a black dot on the horizon turned out to be a bust of Vladimir Lenin, still standing in the ice:
“So, this is hell?”
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=4958393
posted by Los @ 8:02 PM
4 guys/gals who rule
4 Comments:
going to the bathroom and falling into lake erie?? I've pissed aginst trees, in wardrobes and on one occasion an electric fence that was thankfully turned off, but falling in a lake going for a pee?? what was she on? and can I have some? impressed.
1. Couldn't have been Rendell. Fat Eddie has a half-inch vertical.
2. Did the lake get warmer?
3. Surely removing the brat was applauded by the remaining passengers. Next time, stow the brat with the dogs and cats.
4. Exactly how "hopelessly lost" could he be for 5 days in NY if he didn't get shot?
5. Mrs. Ditka knows her place.
6. So what? Anheuser-Busch makes beer from urine.
7. But a 77-sq-ft basement room has multiple purposes: crack house, massage parlor, pay toilet, prison cell, terrorist safe haven, meth lab, place to chain your kids to the wall, etc. $335k seems like a bargain!
8. Antarctica seems like a perfect location -- horrid, desolate, and isolated -- for Communist icons. If only Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Mao, Castro, Guevara, Pol Pot, Kim, Ho, Ceausescu, Honecker, Tito, Mengistu, etc., had all actually lived there. Over 150 million people wouldn't have been exterminated, for starters.
balls is a four letter word...just sayin.
1. Ah yes, the misadventures of Willy the Wacky Wayward Wallaby.
2. The lady a-pee-red to be unhurt from her unfortunate incident.
3. Damn, people, control your freaking children already.
4. Wow... ever heard of a map?
5. That's just stupid. What are they gonna name their kid... "Touchdown??" "Endzone?"
6. I heat the pup had a 'ruff' hangover the next morning.
7. Weird.
8. That's the Russian's way of saying "Haha! We were here first!"
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