Topical Chat, January 3, 2006
Welcome to the first topical chat of the new year. I hope I can provide you with more humor than last year (should not be a difficult task).
1. On CNN apologizing for mistakenly promoting a story on the search for Osama bin Laden with the headline "Where's Obama?:"
“The original headline to the story was, “Who’s Yo-Mamma.”
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2765505
2. On it taking more than two years and time in court for one Oregon couple to choose their baby's name:
“Rumor has it that O.J. Simpson is looking to move to Oregon.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2765758
3. On a hotel chain that is offering massages for dogs for $130:
“Is this were Clinton took Lewinsky?”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2764557
4. On a simmering feud between a fried-chicken restaurant and the doughnut shop next door boiling when the owner of one store set the other store on fire:
“You got chicken on my donut …”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2764300
5. On a 55-year-old woman who was arrested for cooking up a lethal batch of meatballs mixed with rat poison and feeding it to a neighbor's dog because she didn't like its barking:
“That is dog-gone ap’paw’ling… sounds to me like this lady may have been barking up the wrong tree.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/LegalCenter/wireStory?id=2764310
6. On an 80-year-old great grandmother who bagged a dear within 30 minutes of her first outing:
“She mistakenly hit the dear whilst aiming for her husband who dragged her out hunting.”
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2764316
7. On a cell phone video that caught Hussein’s execution:
“You know, they really should’ve executed him at midnight on New Years Eve, in order to take pressure off of Dick Clark (BTW – I was so drunk on New Year’s Eve, that even Dick Clark looked and sounded good.):
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2007/01/cell_phone_vide.html
8. On Brittany Spears apparently falling asleep, and not passing out at a Las Vegas night club on New Years Eve (according to her publicist):
“Yep, and O.J. is innocent (that’s 2 OJ jokes).
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2764134
posted by Los @ 6:38 PM
3 guys/gals who rule
3 Comments:
1. Ted Kennedy famously said the reverse. Was CNN, er, uh, drunk at the time?
2. Finally, the real reason the NBA has a team in Portland.
3. Big deal. Plenty of places in Mexico will massage your wiener for a lot less than $130.
4. The police solved that one mighty quick.
5. I Love You to Death.
6. Bagged a "dear," huh? How's that rasslin' book, anyway?
7. Good riddance. May Castro join Saddam in Hell soon.
7a. Next video to hit the web: Saddam in bed with Satan, just like in South Park.
8. Early favorite for 2007 Mother of the Year.
1. On CNN apologizing for mistakenly promoting a story on the search for Osama bin Laden with the headline "Where's Obama?:"
Later the children of CNN reporters corrected their parents inquiring , Where's Jeff?" ... Wiggles humor HEYO!
Heino!
1. Heh. Obama... Osama... I'm sure Obama hasn't heard that one before.
2. Hmmmm, finicky, no?
3. Do they offer 'happy endings' for dogs?? Ewwwwwwwww.
4. Chicken + Donuts?? Elvis would be drooling.
5. Your jokes, Los, have me howling in pain.
6. It's spelled 'deer' dumbass.
7. I think Dick Clark and Keith Richards are brothers. Neither will die.
8. Can we please feed her to a shark now?
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